Forum:The 1st Annual Weekly Writing Contest
Citizens, today, after seeing the success of the Poo Lit Suprise, Foolitzer Prize, Pulitzer Price, Happy Monkey Writing Comptetition, VFH Top 10 and the Hourly Writing Contest, I started up a new writing contest: to see how many articles you can write in a week. A week. A week. A week. I'll say it again: in ONE FUCKING WEEK, MOTHERFUCKER! NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.
Starting on May 1 2011, you have to write as many articles as you can, regardless of quality (but please abide by the Manual of Style. Even I have standards on the quality of work), in a week. Write up about any subject, any namespace, my namespace or yours (conditions apply). And the competition is open to anyone who has an Uncyc account. If you can write an article in an hour, then you can complete several articles in a week. No exceptions.
But there is one condition: you cannot write your articles in your userspace, the article must have at least one picture in your article, and you cannot use the construction template for saving your article. And the competition ends on May 7 April 2011 at 11:59PM (UTC+10), 1:59PM (GMT) or 8:59AM (UTC-5) sharp. No exceptions.
And at the end of the date, the articles will be judged. The winner will have the articles kept in the userspace, and be forced to continue editing the page. Losers will have one hour to move their articles to their userspace. Failure to do so will result in having their articles placed on VFD, and Zombiebaron deletes it. No exceptions.
To recap, here are the rules:
- Write and complete as many articles as you can in a week.
- Judges cannot compete on this contest.
- Articles created need to have at least one picture (or it's deleted).
- Articles cannot be written in your userspace.
- Construction template cannot be used, and its use will not be tolerated (may result in disqualification).
- Competition starts on May 1, ends on May 7.
- Winners will have their articles kept in userspace (and continue editing so that it looks better).
- Losers will be given one hour to move their articles to their userspace.
- Any losing articles for this competition not moved will be deleted.
We need judges! Judges interested can sign up below!
|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 
| 06:05, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
- As I pointed out in the last Dump you made about this topic, there is an image competion that will run through most of April. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:29, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks Zombiebaron. Now, as I said, your articles must have at least one picture or it is disqualified and placed on VFD when the competition ends. And Zombiebaron will delete them all afterwards.
|Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 
| 05:28, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks Zombiebaron. Now, as I said, your articles must have at least one picture or it is disqualified and placed on VFD when the competition ends. And Zombiebaron will delete them all afterwards.
:::Contest starts in three days! Sign up now or you're dead! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 04:15, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Contest starts in two days! Hurry and sign up! Anyone can play! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:10, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
New time: it starts on Monday. So sign up now, muthafucka! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:17, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
And they're off! Too late, motherfucka! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:00, April 7, 2011 (UTC)- New time: May 1! Sign up now or die! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:17, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
- We need four more contestants! When the competition start, it would be posted in the Village Dump! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 05:49, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
- We need four more contestants! When the competition start, it would be posted in the Village Dump!
- New time: May 1! Sign up now or die!
Oh wait
I think the event has begun- three days later. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 03:58, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
- And we have a winner: Cat the Colourful! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:50, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Competitors
The competitors for most articles written in a week are:
- Zombiebaron (approved)
- Lollipop (approved)
- Cat the Colourful (approved)
Judges are:
Sign Up Here (if you want to compete in this contest)
- Sure why not. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:29, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
- I'll give everyone magic secret lollipops if I win. --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:28, March 31, 2011 (UTC) - And I will eat those magic secret lollipops. I meant, taste. Zzz
09:50, 30 April, 2011 (UTC)
Judge Sign-Up (we need 7, including myself)
Want to be a judge? Sign up here below:
- Wilytank - I'm in need of some more experiencing with judging, so I'll volunteer. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:56, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Place your articles here (list your name, then put your articles here, and after you had done the articles)
1.Cat the Colourful proudly presents his articlas:
I was pretty slow, I apologise that I`m too slow at writing. Hopefuly this will make me to win. Zzz 06:03, 10 May, 2011 (UTC)
2.Lollipop`s articles:
3.Zombiebaron`s articles
Discussion on topic
So
Just to be clear here, this contest consists of Zombiebaron writing some stuff and Wilytank reading it? 
pillow talk 19:51, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
- Apparently. This should be interesting.
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20:09, 31 March 2011
- And don't forget the lolly of the pop. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:29, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
- Hopefully bad ones will be huffed quickly and VFD won't have to carry the overload. This could be very good, like Picasso painting 20 masterpieces in an hour. Or it could be very very bad, like Fuku reactor core meltdown bad. Aleister 9:44 1-4-'11
- Are you joining yet? If you can write an article in an hour, then maybe you can write about 20 in a week. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- And don't forget the lolly of the pop. --
- When does the contest start? Did I miss it? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:43, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
- Never fear! Our new contest starts at May 1. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 05:27, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
- May... 1? So this is a weekly competition? I think I`m in. Zzz 05:59, 19 April, 2011 (UTC)
- It's a one week in a year competition. But there are setbacks and I had postponed it, then cancelled it, then uncancel it to celebrate Encyclopedia Dramatica's destruction, and will start on May 1. Now sign up or I will kill you. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:10, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
- May... 1? So this is a weekly competition? I think I`m in. Zzz
- Never fear! Our new contest starts at May 1.