Forum:Official Bowel Movement Announcement:January 3rd

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So long, Wikia!

I took a huge dump earlier this morning and I thought you should all know about it. It was magnificent. Just the shape and the texture was like art. At the very lest the kind of art that gets public funding these days. I also had a use baby wipes. Actually, I alternated between baby wipes and regular ol' toilet paper. I like doing that. Wet and dry cycle, you know? My stomach was really hurting before, and after looking at it, I could see why.

On a related note, could someone buy me this? Littleboyonly.jpg KIPOOOOOOP Oldmanonly.jpg 13:27, Jan. 3, 2013

They say you should actually use baby wipes because it's much more sanitary. How did it rank on the Bristol stool scale? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:31 Jan 3 2013
Feature! but actually --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:40, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
I love you Kip. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:01, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
To answer the Hotadmin's important question: I would call it a 4 and a half. Littleboyonly.jpg KIPOOOOOOP Oldmanonly.jpg 11:23, Jan. 4, 2013