Forum:I've been accused of being Glenn Beck?
Recently Kuro5hin and Encyclopedia Dramatica members have accused me of being Glenn Beck because I happened to have colon surgery at the same time he did. Plus they seem to think that my political views are the same as his, that I am about the same age as him, that I too suffer from suicidal thoughts, plus I write a lot of jokes about Liberals. It is funny because at one on the Internet I was accused of being Andy Kaufman and many other people as well. I'm not really Glenn Beck any more than Stephen Colbert is Bill O'Reilly, and I don't really watch the Glen Beck show as I get most of my news from the Internet. But my assistants who use my Orion Blastar, Troll Hard, etc Internet accounts told me that they forgot to pretend to be me while I was in surgery, and even forgot to use my AI bot for times when they couldn't write diaries and articles under my account names. You'd think that CNN Interns would follow orders while a star like me is recovering in a hospital from a botched colon surgery, but apparently they slacked off on the job. I'd have them fired, but turns out you cannot fire an Intern. I'll bet this never happens to Larry King or Lou Dobbs, and they are both laughing behind my back. Well after I recover, the joke will be on them, I'll switch to Fox News and replace Sean Hannity because the Interns at Fox News actually do what you tell them to do. But no, really, I am not Glenn Beck, it is just a case of mistaken identity and happens to be a big coincidence that couldn't happen again in a million years, or at least until another Republican is elected to the White House. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:48, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
- You know, that reminds me of this one time where I was in this place and these guys who I didn't know before but now I kinda know them because now I'd recognize them if I saw them but I forget most of their names I think one of them was Steve told me that his friend said that I looked a bit like Leonardo DiCaprio but I told him that he must be crazy because I really look nothing like Leonardo DiCaprio but he kept saying I did so we went for a walk together and talked about our feelings and then I went back to my house which was a pretty long way away but I forget how far but at any rate I got home and that was when I found out my sink had been running and my house was full of water. Then I went swimming. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:43, Feb 21
- Yeah it happened to me as well, after I found out I was accused of being Glenn Beck, someone toilet papered my house. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 08:46, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
- Right. You're actually Glenn Beck's evil twin. Or Glenn Beck's your evil twin--one of the two. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:19, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, something like that. I think we were separated at birth, or Glenn Beck is an alternative me from an alternative future that also traveled back in time but joined CNN instead of Uncyclopedia. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 08:46, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
