Forum:ATTENTION DIMWITS:

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I have been absent from Uncyclopedia for at several months. Enlighten me on what we consider funny these days, other than Modusoperandi's nipples. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 03:17, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I cannot really say, all I seem to write are botched jokes that only Andy Kaufman finds funny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:09, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. My nipples. Remember the time they stared at each other? That was awesome. Sorry, I lost my train of thought. Your question was what, again? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:13, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Probably poorly written shock humour about stuff like necrophila or something like that--Sycamore (Talk) 13:05, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Poppycock is in, and so are images of Will Smith curving bullets while driving a heavily modified Mustang with very bad makeup, all the while, keeping secret the fact that his body is a spaceship powered by a little robot named Wall-E, on a mission to destroy an entire dead Chinese army. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 05:19, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

But you forgot to mention that Will Smith is also a Spy who turns green when he gets angry and gets really strong, and is named Zohan and you shouldn't mess with him, because he is also a Love Guru who has Sex in the city. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Incidentally...

...what are "attention dimwits"? Are they anything like agony aunts or concern trolls? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:45, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

No, actually they're more like chocolate. Mmmm, chocolate. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:28, Jul 3

I like this forum title. Not enough people use the word 'dimwit' any more. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:46, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, once the minority became the majority, "dimwit" lost its edge. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

An Attention Dimwit is a slang word for someone who has trouble paying attention. They are not an complete Dimwit, they are only a Dimwit in paying attention. It is much like a Fucking Dimwit or Fuckwit for short that seems to be a Dimwit when it comes to sex, much like a Fucking Retard or Fucktard for short is a person that is retarded when it comes to sex. A War Dimwit is a person who is a Dimwit when it comes to war like George Bush, but is still able to get passing grades for college, which means he isn't a complete Dimwit. A Musical Dimwit is someone who thinks they can sing and tries out on American Idol but are really really horrible and they should have quit long ago, but they are a Musical Dimwit and don't know they can't sing, also Yoko Ono, but not a complete Dimwit. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:59, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

No no no, it's like an Attention Dipshit, but classier. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 12:07, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

So Orion, would I be an attention dimwit if I only read the first sentence of your post?--<<>> 12:38, 10 July 2008 (UTC)