Cotard delusion
Cotard delusion is a rare mental illness in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are alive, do exist, are breathing, or have all there internal organs still inside them. Statistical analysis by Professor Farnsworth from the study of Magic mushroom in colorado studied over a hundred-patients using only his Penis pumper,Duct tape and Fourteen Strippers that the delusional idea of self-existence is a symptom present in 245% of the cases of Cotard's syndrome
Some say Cotard delusion is about Death but just tell them its life shown from another perspective
In 1880, the neurologist "Spidersloth orions" described the condition as la caca du pape velu ("The poop of the hairy pope"), a psychiatric syndrome of varied severity. A mild case is characterized by feeling alive and doing lots of Meth, while a severe case is characterized by intense delusions of self importance and chronic psychiatric Friendship.
Picture of a guy with Cotard delusion
One patient, referred to as "69" for privacy reasons, was diagnosed with Cotard delusion after experiencing significant titty on face damage. Damage to the cerebral hemisphere, frontal lobe, and the ventricular system was apparent to 69's doctors after examining magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) and computed tomography (CT) scans. In early January 1990, "69s Stripper was arrested for slapping him unconcious with her tits and dry humping his erect penis while he slept. Although his family had made arrangements for him to travel abroad, he continued to experience significant persistent visual difficulties (coz of the strippers massive tiddies), which provoked a referral for ophthalmological assessment. Formal visual testing then led to the discovery of further damage. For several months after the initial trauma, 69 continued to experience difficulty recognizing familiar faces, places, and objects. He also was convinced that he was a woman and experienced feelings of Transexuality. Later in 1991, 69 started crossdressing and got AIDS from a Squirrel. When 69 finally sought out neurological testing in May 1995, he was no longer fully convinced that he was a man, although he still suspected it. Further testing revealed that 68 was able to distinguish between man and Manhole individuals though he now (being now a woman) has never heard of a Homosexual. When 69 was treated for AIDS, his delusions of his manhood diminished in a sex change surgery which took a month.