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Category:Heaven
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Heaven is known as the home to God, Original Jesus, Black Jesus, Baby Jesus, and all of the other Jesii. Heaven is widely accepted to be up among the clouds -- particularly cumulonimbus thunderheads, which gives God an excellent vantage point from which to throw thunderbolts (Job 36:30-32).
Pages in category "Heaven"
The following 18 pages are in this category, out of 18 total.
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- UnNews:Heaven to be outsourced
- UnNews:Limbo closes, millions homeless
- UnNews:Mitch Hedberg celebrates birthday, in heaven.
- UnNews:Mormons seem to be OK with fudgepacking
- UnNews:Paradise runs out of virgins for 13,889th suicide bomber
- UnNews:Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt
- UnNews:Scientist studies afterlife
Media in category "Heaven"
The following 2 files are in this category, out of 2 total.
James Brown dancing.gif 280 × 281; 129 KB
KKK in Heaven.jpg 354 × 480; 26 KB
