Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 3

August 3: Vague Day

• Way too long ago - Some large lizards are forgotten off the face of the earth... or something...
• A little more recent - Some guy did something important. The guy with the hair.
• hmmm - Uh... dang... <pffft>
• Way back when - The guy who wears clothes invents that thing that people use.
• A while ago - Two countries start a war. You know, that famous one with that big battle where a bunch of people died.
• I can't quite recall - I think there is a battle someplace.
• Back before I was born - Some guy becomes the leader of some country.
• In the good old days - France is invaded by a certain foreign power.
• Sometime - Some lady calls and leaves a message.
• That one time, at band camp - Some rich dude goes and does something or other to this one website
• At some point - This one guy may or may not have done something that might be considered noteworthy in some circles.
• Like, whenEVER - 'kay, like there is that guy from the commercial with the, um, thing on his head? No, the OTHER one. Well, he gets shot I think, no, actually I meant assaulted in some way, by some other guy, or girl, and it was sooooo all over the TV, or radio? I guess it takes place somewhere around here.
• Around 1995 - That TV show is cancelled. You know, the one with that guy, always wore a shirt... c'mon, help me out here.
• When was it again? - People can vaguely remember the date of Vague Day.
• A long time from now in a galaxy far, far away - Some dude invents some thing that does something that for some reason makes him meet some alien race somewhere.
• Sometime between the beginning and end of time- Someone avoids a direct answer.
• around nowish - Something about something vague is vaguely reborn like that one guy long ago.