Anomalocaris
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Anomalocaris (Lat.–strange shrimp) – type of creature that lived about 5.5 billion years before Jesus Christ.
Habitat[edit]
These small beasties lived in Canada and China. From this, science infers that they were obsessed with maple syrup and hated Winnie the Pooh for obvious reasons. They were an apex predator in the Cambrian time. They are classified as a super shrimp without the Spandex.
Diet[edit]
They ate trilobites and pancakes (with plenty of maple syrup), a pretty bad-ass breakfast by any measure.
Recent developments[edit]
Anomalocaris went extinct. The last one was seen "on the Barbie" at a party in Sydney, Australia.
Trivia[edit]
Anomalocaris did not pray to FSM
Anomalocaris did not cause the explosion at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant