Anomalocaris
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“Hello! I am very intellectual dead shrimpy thingy I'm going to eat trilobites for the rest of my life”
“Here it is, the creature! Anomalocaris! What a name, eh? Anomaly! Deviation from the norm! But what is the norm when it comes to life that has been on this Earth for billions of years? The norm is what survives! It is strength, it is perseverance!”
Anomalocaris was a funny shrimpy thingy that lived, like, 55 billion years ago. It was discovered in an area known as the Burgess Shale along with other strange weirdos. They had moved there to hide away from intrusive palaeontologists. In that, they failed.
Habitat[edit]
These small beasties lived in Canada and China. From this, science infers that they were obsessed with maple syrup and hated Winnie the Pooh for obvious reasons. They were an apex predator in the Cambrian time. They are classified as a super shrimp without the Spandex.
Diet[edit]
They ate trilobites and pancakes (with plenty of maple syrup), a pretty bad-ass breakfast by any measure.
Recent developments[edit]
Anomalocaris went extinct. The last one was seen "on the Barbie" at a party in Sydney, Australia.