Anomalocaris
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Hello I am very intellectual dead shrimpy thingy I'm going to eat trilobites for the rest of my life —Anomalocaris about himself
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Here it is, the creature! Anomalocaris! What a name, eh? Anomaly! Deviation from the norm! But what is the norm when it comes to life that has been on this Earth for billions of years? The norm is what survives! It is strength, it is perseverance! —Zhirinovsky about the anomalocaris
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Anomalocaris was a funny shrimpy thingy that lived, like, 55 billion years ago.
Habitat[edit]
These MFs lived in Canada and China so they probably was obsessed with maple syrup and hated Winnie the Pooh for obvious reasons
Anomalocaris food[edit]
They ate trilobites and, as said before, maple syrup. Pretty badass breakfast I'd say