Alan

Alan Turing gets a pitch from Apple, with bad results.

Alan, Allan or Allen may be a person's first name, a last name or a wrench.

People and dogs with the first name Alan include:

• Alan Alda, actor type
• Alan Carr, British comedian with a lot of teeth
• Alan Greenspan, dead economist
• Alan Hansen, talking head on Match of the Day
• Alan Moore, creator of the non-Sony Watchmen.
• Alan Smithee, prolific film director
• Alan Parsons Project How many people do you know named Project?
• Alan Partridge, a Steve Coogan impersonator
• Alan Rickman, better known as Snape Doggy Dog
• Alan Shearer, British footballer
• Alan Sugar, YOU'RE FIRED
• Alan Turing, maths whiz with bad choices in apples

People with the first name Allen include:

• Allen Ginsberg, slob writer
• Allen Iverson, basketball something

People with the last name Allen include:

• Bart Allen, altered ego of The Flash
• George Allen, American football coach
• Woody Allen, NSFUF (Not Safe for Underage Females)

People with the name Allan somewhere include:

• Edgar Allan Poe

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