Game:Abyss

Abyss

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C:\> The Abyss_ Now it is the beginning of a fantastic story! Let us make a journey to the cave of monsters! Good luck! ABYSS An Unfocom Production Version 100,000,000. Serial number: 1NV4L1D. Licensed to: God (satan@hellmail.net). You are now logged on as Guest. > look You are at the entrance to an Abyss. As you look into the Abyss, you come to the unnerving conclusion that in Soviet Russia, Abyss looks into you. > enter abyss You have entered a dark, smelly abyss. You are more than likely to be eaten by a Shadow Grue. The door shuts behind you. > inventory You are armed with only a mop and your wit. Oh, and a torch. Examine Shadow grue Throw torch at grue Light torch Leave

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