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The Uncyclopedia Store

Our Products Shirts Hats Mugs Software Misc. UNnecessary wants too! Check out these great products, coming soon to an internet near you! NRV apparel, coming soon. If you look carefully, one of these models actually has two redeeming values. You know... like, if you happen to be on Uncyclopedia... and then you could like... look down and see that your mousepad looked like and NRV stamp... or whatever, I guess... It'd be cooler if it was UnNews, but we don't have one of those. For Uncyclopedia's "Hot College Chick Looking To Get Laid" clique. Look! A potato puzzle shirt! AAAAAAAAAAAA, AAA AAA AAAAAAAAA! AAAAA AA AAA! AAAAAAAA A AAAAA AA AAA! The NRV special Edition EuroiPod: get one free for every $150 you donate to Uncyclopedia! Kanye's Canned Quotes Soup:"George Bush doesn't care about rich chunky vegetables, but we do." Ugh... like anyone would want to buy that. The New and Improved...UnBooks mousepad! © 2006-2024 The Uncyclopedia Store Inc. All rights reserved. Uncyclopedia, NRV, ICU, UnNews, Dead Snigger Storage, Grue, Sexual Predator, Poop Cuisine, Oscar Wilde, Canned Quotes and Sockpuppet are all trademarks of their respective holders. Please note that trying to revert the page will lead to a lot of broken subpages as the new layout is more organized this way. If you have a dispute and or want to revert the page, please use the talk page. Uncyclopedia Store version 2.4 If you want to order by phone, please dial 1-800-THE-UNCYCLOPEDIA-STORE and provide your name, address, credit card info and social security number.