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Deletion Policy

QuickVFD Intensive Care Unit

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Rules and procedures:

1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
   1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
   2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
   3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
   1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
   2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
   3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
   1. Thank you.
   2. No really, thank you.
   3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
   4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

Pages for Deletion

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check Special:DeadendPages, Special:LonelyPages and Special:UncategorizedPages. Often many articles can slip through the cracks of ICU or QVFD and remain on Uncyclopedia for very long periods before someone randomly stumbles upon them. Editors sometimes also keep useful lists on user subpages.

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Notes for Administrators:

• Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
• Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
• To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
• If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

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To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

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Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

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Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.

Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.

And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.

New nominations at the top of the page;

Please remember to precede votes with #, not * and to update the relevant score when you vote.

Perry Cox

Score: 3
Keep (2)	Confused at the deletes First, good enough not to be huffed. Second, it is on topic, as this is the doctor either talking to other people or to himself life he did/does on the show (I haven't seen it in years). Aleister 17:41 2-4-'11 Keep. I like scrubs,Q.E.D Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:45, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Proof that I need more than an hour to write. ~  Talk 16:56, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A bit more work on the concept would have carried this one over for me, as it is it's not quite there. Would be interested to see you carry on with this one though. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC) I'm really not sure what's going on. 1234 ~ 17:09, 2 April 2011 Didn't really laugh. --Black Flamingo 17:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Don't get the idea. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	the wisky line made me LOL but im not sure about the rest. maybe needs to be on user page.

Edward Cullen

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Well, don't you remember Douglas Adams's "Mostly Harmless"? If you return that "sparkly" word and make it actually spark (Photoshop?), the article will be just self-descriptive. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:13, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	A line of fanaticism. Just what we need... 1234 ~ 16:51, 2 April 2011 YES! INCREDIBLE! Delete. ~  Talk 17:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Removed my vandalism. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC) I was really hoping you'd actually write something here. --Black Flamingo 17:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Whatcha doin Willis? Aleister 17:43
Comments	How can you vote to delete the most greatest understated fact on UNCYCLOPEDIA!? --ShabiDOO 17:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ethical trading

Score: -6
Keep (6)	yes --ShabiDOO 16:54, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Needs some tweaking, but a solid piece of work regardless. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. It could flow better, but a definite keep. ~  Talk 17:09, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Severely needs proofing but it's a decent start. --Black Flamingo 17:18, April 2, 2011 (UTC) I think so. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:25, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Won't read it all now, but read enough for a keep. Shabidoo could write a novel in 48 hours, with the right amount of coffee available. Aleister 17:45 2-4-'11
Delete (0)	Formatting is awful. I couldn't read it. 1234 ~ 17:10, 2 April 2011
Comments	Okay, fine. I couldn't read it; abstain. 1234 ~ 17:26, 2 April 2011 Ethical! --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Jaws (parallel universe version)

Score: -7
Keep (7)	Terrible. --Black Flamingo 16:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Made me snigger like a fool. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC) A scary man threatened me. 1234 ~ 17:17, 2 April 2011 Jajaja, was not well recieved under water. Really great concept, cant wait to see the final version --ShabiDOO 17:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Final... version? --Black Flamingo 17:25, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Yes im pretty sure there was a missin comma. What a pleasure it will be to read this with proper punctuation. --ShabiDOO 17:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Well done. ~  Talk 17:20, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. You had me at 6 million squid :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:43, April 2, 2011 (UTC) "Just when you thought it was safe to go up to the surface". Ha! I'll read the rest when it's on VFH. Aleister 17:48 2-4-'11
Delete (0)	Misuses commas. Have to say delete on principle, you know. 1234 ~ 17:12, 2 April 2011
Comments	Jaws. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Damaged goods

Score: -7
Keep (7)	Damn computers and their freezing up ways. 15 minutes lost early on Aleister 16:57 2-4-'11 lauhed out loud in introduction and another section, slightly confused by other sections. good start. --ShabiDOO 17:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC) keep --Black Flamingo 17:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Hell yeah — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:09, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Per Shabidoo. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Good start. ~  Talk 17:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. love it! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:41, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)
Comments	What... 1234 ~ 17:23, 2 April 2011 Damaged! --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Saint-Petersburg

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Shall fix it later. Not that I like it very much, but it takes more than an hour to write a decent article. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:04, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Granted you don't have long, but there still isn't enough here for me, both in words and in laughs. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:14, April 2, 2011 (UTC) What there just isn't enough. Can userspace it in the meantime, of course. 1234 ~ 17:18, 2 April 2011 What Shab said... Userspace it for now but definitely keep at it. --Black Flamingo 17:20, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Shows potential. Maybe userspace it to work on it later? ~  Talk 17:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC) /agree with above :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Random in tandem. User space will love this page, and it shall return?! Aleister 17:50 2-4-'11
Comments	I think maybe user space is a better place for it. yes, potential for sure. --ShabiDOO 17:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Penis inspection day

Score: 3
Keep (2)	Keep. :P I'll work on this diamond in the rough ;) I thought of an even better way to do this, </support-crappy-article> Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Biggest laugh of the tournament! It just needs a period at the end of the article. Blackflamingo laughed to, in what he calls a "burst out" (which sounds serious and may require the advice of a sexy nurse). But if I laughed so much, how could I vote delete? A keeper just as is (with the period). Aleister 17:53 2-4-'11
Delete (5)	Delete. Er what? --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:08, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. As above. ~  Talk 17:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Well, um. 1234 ~ 17:20, 2 April 2011 Obviously one for userspace. Although I will admit I burst out laughing when I read the content. --Black Flamingo 17:22, April 2, 2011 (UTC) Possibly for the userspace. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 17:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I cannot vote against an article with the most helarious topic in the word, even if the content is a duplicate of the topic. Im sorry. This will become the greatest article ever on uncyclopedia one day. --ShabiDOO 17:13, April 2, 2011 (UTC) seriously, let me i got it in edit mode, let me add it :) i started 15 minutes before 7... forgot the summertime thingy..... :) Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC) You can finish it in your userspace, mon. In fact, you should. >.< 1234 ~ 17:20, 2 April 2011 Here it is, the draft... :) Penis_inspection_day2Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:21, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Superfunny article I'm writing for this contest thingy

Score: 1
Keep (0)
Delete (1)	Delete. I accidentally created this article and this is the fastest way I could think of to get it deleted. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk • contribs)
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