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Islamic Republic of America

Score: 4 • voting closed
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article is nonsensical. As it isn't a real subject, a more pertinent question is whether it's funny. For me, it's a bit silly, but mostly leaves me scratching my head. Bush is also no longer president; Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are no longer alive. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 05:16, 31 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nominator reverted a newbie edit that she described as "plausible fiction" not humor. I replied to her (archived) that "I find the same to be true of the article itself. The humor is purely incidental (twin brother Posama bin Laden, the goofy exchange of carne asada for camels at the end) and the authors don't explain how the groundswell for change evolved and don't know how a Constitutional amendment is effected. Above all, I can't figure out what point the authors are trying to make, other than developing the Islam meme as we sometimes see alternate Hitler biographies." Spıke 🎙️18:30 1-Jan-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As DWWH said, nonsensical. OnePunch Talk to me 01:35, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Would require radical updating for a start but article isn't funny anyway. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
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  • At first I thought it was some sort of take on the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan, but it may have been coincidental, as the article focuses on Iraq. Strangely, this piece about America in 2008 was begun by an IP address in the UK in late 2005. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 05:16, 31 December 2021 (UTC)

🔒 Penis piranha H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Bear with me. This imageless article is the sole contribution of Drewby123 in 2011. From the Intro on, author is delighting in writing about penises, delighting more in writing about himself, also ranting at and berating the reader; that is, amusing himself and certainly not the reader. Spıke 🎙️18:34 1-Jan-22
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm thankful nobody did add a picture to the page... Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 00:54, 2 January 2022 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Right, that's a Save. Spıke 🎙️02:27 5-Jan-22
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Ahaha, a made up Aussie animal, now that is funny. Whoever came up with that is a genius.... OnePunch Talk to me 02:37, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
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  • I have re-written the article. OnePunch Talk to me 02:18, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
    But still inventing your own style on boldfacing, also "it's". Spıke 🎙️02:28 5-Jan-22
    Fixed the boldfacing, what part is your "it's" referring to? Do you mean all the time I say "it is" to just write "it's" ? OnePunch Talk to me 02:34, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
    Of course not; I mean never write it's where you could not have written "it is". Spıke 🎙️03:02 5-Jan-22
    The only "it's" in the article is "...with the fact that it's only food source are..." and "it is only food source..." makes no sense. Other than that, I do use "it is". OnePunch Talk to me 03:13, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
    Exactly, so delete the apostrophe. Spıke 🎙️04:04 5-Jan-22

🔒 Eris Discordia H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect I don't know how much of this was promoted by Alden Loveshade and his socks. I understand Eris represents chaos, but it's listcruft to me. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 11:07, 16 January 2022 (UTC), 23:03, 17 January 2022 (UTC)
    Authorship/promotion is not a factor. Article's biggest promoter in the last decade was Aleister. It's been here since the start. Spıke 🎙️13:53 16-Jan-22
    It was written mostly by anons, though I see Miley Spears made a few edits. 207.67.146.143 added a link to Reverend Loveshade, then began the page Reverend Loveshade four hours later with quite a bit of content. "Ek-sen-trik-kuh" is Alden's autobiographical manifesto, mentioned first, then linked. The silent additions of stuff like that feels like subliminal promotion, even if the whole article isn't about Alden. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 16:04, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
    Yes, I took out all that stuff, and the external links, today; still voting Delete. Spıke 🎙️16:14 16-Jan-22
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect. To start at the top and look for even a little cleverness requires you to wade through a template with nothing to say, a nonsense number, Vagina Humor, and a collection of memes. It's in Section 1 with the tedious italics that I'd call it listcruft. If Eris is the goddess of chaos, it is a "comedy strategy" to I.P. Anon to write a chaotic article. Only, anyone can write chaotically about anything, and this page is about nothing. Ends with Eris Quick Facts, ugh. Spıke 🎙️13:53 16-Jan-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not about Discord, bamboozled once again. And because Spike is rallying the people to delete it. OnePunch Talk to me 00:07, 18 January 2022 (UTC)
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  • Eris [Strife], called Discord by the Romans, is a goddess of chaos chiefly remembered for her role in Iliad as the instigator of the Trojan War. She's also an icon for some Occultists. "Eris Discordia" is the name of a character from Billy & Mandy. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 11:07, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
    I went to Wikipedia for that and there is no mention of that character. WP:Eris Discordia is a redirect to WP:Eris (mythology). So I'd say we don't need this page. Spıke 🎙️15:31 16-Jan-22
    Hmm, thought I remembered one episode with Mandy saying her full name was Eris Discordia. Maybe not? She is in the show, and I think the pic is of her, though she usually looks more like this. Anyway, yeah, we already have Discordianism. We could fold the pic into that page. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 16:04, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
    Can't deny it, but the name isn't in the Wikipedia article. Spıke 🎙️16:14 16-Jan-22
  • I've tightened up the last half of this and removed the ads, vanity, and bickering editors. Haven't touched the first half, because that would require putting forward a comedy strategy, and no one has. Spıke 🎙️14:06 16-Jan-22
  • I recommend this be redirected to my new [Eris (goddess)]. Eris itself is a new Disambiguation page. 17:18 17-Jan-22 No, HolUp shows me that Eris (mythology) is where Wikipedia puts it. Spıke 🎙️02:01 18-Jan-22

FUCKIN' 'ARD

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not exactly a big wrestling fan, so I try to reserve judgment in the expression of wrestling articles. But this has more shock humor than appears typical. Is this crap, or am misjudging it? Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:19, 25 January 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, it's crap, does everything wrong: Quotecruft, then nonsense dates, then toilet humor and gore, then listcruft at the end. I hate track listings with cheap puns except when used as garnishes while serving actual humor; as this album (with title in all capitals?) doesn't really exist, the author isn't even constrained by punning. Vulgar fanfiction mostly to amuse author YesBeard, mostly ignored after its creation in 2007. Spıke 🎙️14:09 25-Jan-22
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I think the existing article on Andre the Giant is enough. This article is just an incoherent jumble. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:13, 25 January 2022 (UTC)
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  • I knew Andre the Giant was a Big Time Wrestler but most of these are Yanks and I didn't know he had a Cockney accent. If he did not, the article is even more inscrutable. Spıke 🎙️14:09 25-Jan-22

Sayan

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mad ramblings with rape humor. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:05, 29 January 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A somewhat ugly article. Sayan is a real place in India so my guess this article is an attack on that city. Unfunny all the same. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:53, 29 January 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, a very ugly article. Does not seem to be about a place but a person, a notorious rapist. (Vanity/cyberbullying?) Author chats with, and baits, the reader with unencyclopedic Editor's Notes at start and end. About nothing, and has nothing to say. Spıke 🎙️12:29 29-Jan-22
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I mean c'mon, it's missing its entire Timeline section. This is unacceptable. OnePunch Talk to me 02:44, 30 January 2022 (UTC)
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  • The Wikipedia side box links to a disambiguation page, and none of the entries make for a plausible basis. The original author, Cynicalbastard, abandoned the story to be continued at Yulun, and an anon (maybe Cynicalbastard logged out) recreated it under Sayan. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:05, 29 January 2022 (UTC)

🔒 Mark "Chopper" Read H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article about an Australian criminal, written in the style of the thing it's about, has no comedy strategy other than manic overuse of the word "fuckin'". Spıke 🎙️13:44 29-Jan-22
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Is it Saved? I think so. Is it any good? Probably not. OnePunch Talk to me 02:42, 30 January 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Flip to Keep. That's one hell of a rationale! but the article itself is much more keepable than before; at the least, you resolved my problem with it. But where's his EARS? Spıke 🎙️02:49 30-Jan-22
  • I didn't quite catch that. Can you speak a bit louder? OnePunch Talk to me 03:11, 30 January 2022 (UTC)
    'E's got no ears! You ought to go somewhere with that, 'ear? 03:22 30-Jan-22 'Ere it is, then. Spıke 🎙️03:38 30-Jan-22
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  • OnePunch might have devised a comedy strategy. Go for the VFD Save? 13:44 29-Jan-22 Seems to be underway. Spıke 🎙️01:49 30-Jan-22
  • Saved! Was moved from Chopper Read to align with its name at Wikipedia. Spıke 🎙️14:29 30-Jan-22
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