Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2019-07

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Reverend Loveshade

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article about one of this site's most devious sockpuppet masters. Do we still need it? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:10, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedia ought not be used to plump up a meme/pseudonym on a different website. Spıke 🎙️16:50 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity-type article should have been deleted earlier. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 04:51, 23 June 2019 (UTC)
  4. Typical gross stuff. Does not belong. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 02:27 24 June 2019
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:23, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Horton High School

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another stub rant about a kid's school. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 08:30, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One-paragraph schoolcruft. Yeah, all my classmates are stoners too. Spıke 🎙️10:27 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A pathetic one paragraph rant about some kid's school. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:14, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:17, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
  5. Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 23:51 5 July 2019
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  • Sorry for not closing the nomination myself -- it's been a while and I had other stuff to go do. Better luck next time. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 03:29 6 July 2019
    I'd prefer it if you let me both close the nomination and delete the file (or the Poopsmith, if he should return), though it's fine if you deleted it to test the observation that the total article count wasn't updating. Spıke 🎙️03:32 6-Jul-19
    I handled VFD for a while when you were gone, and the rules box says "any admin" can moderate. I was testing but also thought I could take some of the work off you. If you don't want me to, though, that's fine. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:06 6 July 2019

🔒 Aldi H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists pad this out from nothing to nothing much. Saveable but currently dead in the water. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 06:36, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If EStop stopped now, he would already have saved it, and I don't expect him to. Spıke 🎙️19:39 4-Jul-19
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. With a delicious side order of Spike, and a sophisticated garnish of Romartus, this ready-meal should good for the deep freeze.  EStop Press here for Room Service 13:53, 5 July 2019 (UTC)
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  • Have made a start on a rewrite. EStop Press here for Room Service 16:07, 4 July 2019 (UTC)

Queen of Soul

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A worthless Capt. Obvious stub. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 19:56, 21 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Inept. Author has laid the groundwork for future editors for an article consisting of playing off song titles, but does not succeed at doing so for comedic effect but merely provides a list of verb phrases to plug a hole. Also does not succeed at looking encyclopedic, nor at correctly coding the illustration. Spıke 🎙️03:36 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:08, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:10, 17 July 2019 (UTC)
  5. Could have gone somewhere, but no... ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 00:44 18 July 2019
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Ross on why

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfiltered mediocrity. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 20:33, 21 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author Prankster24 doesn't begin to grasp that Uncyclopedia is not a platform to call his readers bitches! fuckwads?! and gays?! Nor that putting a pun in the page title keeps anyone from looking it up. Theme seems to be ethnic hatred with no cleverness. Spıke 🎙️03:42 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny randumbo.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:12, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:10, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
  5. This would be Ross-on-Wye? That's in England, though. The title can be easily fixed; the content, not so much. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 02:47 18 July 2019
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Pineapple Upsidedown Cake

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Madlibs writing, adding and substituting words at random. Fail. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 20:51, 21 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo with rantiness and bad formatting. Spıke 🎙️03:44 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:43, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:12, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
  5. I have a vague memory of these. It deserves better. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 02:51 18 July 2019
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Ghostemane

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny dreck, turgidly emo to the end. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 06:49, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only comedy strategy seems to be the author's own disapproval, and the description seems to be without satire. Spıke 🎙️10:26 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No evidence that the author wants to develop further.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:19, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Failing, not Drowning. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:12, 17 July 2019 (UTC)
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The Last Antihero

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rambling and incoherent. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 01:47, 24 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Follows the Wacky Nation paradigm, but without any attempt to resemble an encyclopedia article, or engage the reader. Spıke 🎙️01:56 24-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thought this was a movie. Turns out to be something connecting Beyonce, India, Pakistan and the ex-British Empire. Bizarre. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:42, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:26, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Serbian mafia

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  1. Disjointed and goes nowhere. Discography? --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 04:32, 25 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A grab bag of memes (World War IV, Anne Frank), has the dead-end comedy tactics "nothing is known" and "is said to have", also misuse of "infamous." No redeeming value. Spıke 🎙️04:46 25-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:05, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:28, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Logo Bloopers (Television Series)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The reason why lists are a bad thing. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 03:27, 27 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uninteresting in the English-speaking world, utter listcruft, impossible to tell whether author name-dropped thinking that was self-evident humor ("Ellen DeGeneres"! Ha ha ha!) or whether there is no humor at all. Many users from time to time use Uncyclopedia as a cloud word processor to document their favorite Reality TV show; maybe that's what's happening here. Seems to have been dumped here from Dutch Uncyclopedia in a single helping. Spıke 🎙️03:49 27-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicles. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:29, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:33, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Omroepsters

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's nothing here. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 03:30, 27 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is funny about it? Spıke 🎙️03:49 27-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like Wikipedia stub than anything else. Flush. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:30, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't get it.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:00, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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Omroepsters Recorda

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another reason why lists are bad. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 03:32, 27 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft, most likely without any humor component. Spıke 🎙️03:49 27-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicles. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:27, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listage.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:01, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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James Goh

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:05, 30 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's lame to pun on a surname, perhaps all right as a garnish but not as the main course. Also, listcruft. Also, complete vanity; person is not on Wikipedia. Spıke 🎙️11:07 30-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicles+Lame Puns --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:32, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Go.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:04, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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Dungaree

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Should have been a QVFD ages ago. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 21:44, 30 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A concept not an article. Spıke 🎙️22:12 30-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like the writer had no clue how to develop this further. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:02, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit of tinkering from an IP.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:07, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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Coca-cola duck

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rewritten and fitted into Coca-Cola#Advertising. I think only one or the other should be kept and this one is minor enough to delete. Also, Coca-Cola would be sadly lacking in content if that section is removed. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 23:09, 30 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry, I didn't read the nomination carefully. Nominator has indeed preserved the article's humor somewhere the reader will find it, and the reader won't find it here. Spıke 🎙️03:24 3-Jul-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Probably no one would search for this.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:11, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:13, 17 July 2019 (UTC)
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  • Anon's article of March 2010 is not great but at least is not as horribly inept as other recent nominees. Spıke 🎙️00:05 1-Jul-19

🔒 The Ritz London H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another oeuvre that Prankster24 banged out in two edits. Unclever rant about a joint with a dress code. Spıke 🎙️03:48 22-Jun-19
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So terribly mediocre. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 06:52, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
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  • Since I have been to The Ritz (in London), perhaps I could expand this to make it look like a full article. BTW. the dress code was a real thing. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:04, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  • Kept. That seems to be the last word on it. Spıke 🎙️14:26 28-Jul-19