Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2018-02

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Cats Don't Dance

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made up film with a great slab of text I have no intention of improving.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:24, September 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Great Slab of Text is indeed impressive. Too bad I don't have the time nor the patience to read the entire thing. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 02:37, October 3, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's like Plan 9 From Outer Space except not as unintentionally funny or coherent. --Nigel Scribbler (talk) 09:32, October 14, 2017 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Actually re:Romartus it's a real movie, not a made up one. I think that I can clean it up into something bearable.--HolUp (talk) 04:07, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If it can be cleaned up I feel as though it should be kept for a certain period of time. --Starboard Travels (talk) 11:02, February 9, 2018 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm abstaining for now. I would attempt a rewrite, though I don't know enough about the topic to make it funny. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 13:14, November 20, 2017 (UTC)

That Guy

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy, random, and filled with red links, relying on gross out humor with no central theme. It's not someone else. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:50, September 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Delete I hate this article more than I hate angry swans. I want you to imagine how much I hate angry swans. Matt lobster (talk) 21:57, November 1, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have seen angry swans, and they look and sound uuugly. Malseka Planko (talk) 21:38, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
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Green monkeys

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny repetitious padding, plus an external link to what looks like a dead tripod page with no funny. I thought of trying to upgrade this but there's nothing to work with here --Nigel Scribbler (talk) 10:17, October 14, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Monkey pants. Green or in any other colour. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:45, October 18, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ...and unfunny contradicting padding. Just thinking if Pink Hitler was attacked by the Green Monkeys...hmmm. Malseka Planko (talk) 21:43, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
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Love Triangle

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a two paragraph long pitch for an article, followed by a list of cast members, I wouldn't even call this a compete trailer. If someone wants to flesh this out with a bunch of love triangle movie cliches than feel free, but I've got nothing and I've seen three Christian Bale movies with love triangles recently, granted two involved one woman and two dudes and the third involved like seven women. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Weakest of the weak stuff here. This is not even trying to be funny, just canned blather. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 00:49, November 9, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made my eyes cross. Malseka Planko (talk) 22:01, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No improvements since 2010, and it has been needing them since then. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:10, January 21, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The writer gave up after supplying a list of names. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:47, February 12, 2018 (UTC)
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Shrek

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful picture, reads like an unfunny history lesson on the movie more than anything, no comedic subtlety in the writing, just very bad.--User:Slintzwinslow.1:48, November 8, 2017 (EST)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like the picture, but it's almost entirely like a plain Wikipedia article. Needs to go back into the shop for perhaps a concept/viewpoint to riff on and needs more dashes of funny rather than sprinkles --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 01:10, November 9, 2017 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think it's an alright article, though it might need tweaks. I'm of course saying this because I'm author of the article, but I honestly feel it's not that bad.--HolUp (talk) 22:26, November 8, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The author has promised an improvement.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:21, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
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Two-face

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A duplicate of Two-Face, all the divergent content from this one has been added to that one. Leave behind a redirect to maintain page history. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate may be purposeful, but still shouldn't be an absolute content copy --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 18:11, November 22, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. Merge the best bits, junk this version. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:58, November 22, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dupe of Two-Face, including pictures. At least should be redirected. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 11:51, February 4, 2018 (UTC)
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Deleted and redirected to Two-Face. Expert 3222 20:23, February 17, 2018 (UTC)

Lucky Charms

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A microscopic stub of an article mostly consisting of an image used on the much better Lucky the Leprechaun one HolUp has made, but I figure it's proper routine to VFD before leaving a redirect, as SPIKE had me do for Tatooine, as it's page blanking. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kill, kill, kill.--HolUp (talk) 22:06, November 28, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eliminate. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:33, December 31, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's magically pointless. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:02, January 13, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A failed clone of "A Wizard did it". -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:13, January 21, 2018 (UTC)
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  • I'd rather it not be made a redirect. Rather I'd leave it as a redlink when it's deleted so I can move Lucky the Leprechaun to that title, as the article covers both the character and his cereal.--HolUp (talk) 22:06, November 28, 2017 (UTC)

Federacy

Score: 2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm honestly not even sure it's good enough to be here. --Starboard Travels (talk) 00:56, February 10, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a premature pitch for an article that belongs in someone's user space, it wouldn't even work as part of Undictionary. From the looks of it has been abandoned by ObsidianLicorice who seems to be (Iwasguest812RB), whom had their account globally disabled. Considering the page for Federation is a redirect to United Federation of Planets, the comedic potential for discussing the non difference between federated states that have relinquished their standing of being entities of international law and autonomous self ruling territories like Greenland and The Faroes are for the Kingdom of Denmark seems pretty non existent as well. Irritable of contents (talk)
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It didn't even make it past QVFD quality. No need to wait for a vote tally - Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 08:18, February 12, 2018 (UTC)