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🔒 Redirect H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1 • voting closed
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The subject is not notable; the article is boring. Created by someone for whom the encyclopedic style clearly was a disadvantage. Anton (talk) 18:58, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The article takes a concept and tries to pull it in multiple directions. There is no unifying joke but it isn't awful. Spıke 🎙️19:26 14-Jul-15
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I agree with both Anton and Spike however, abstaining does nothing for the process. I fall on the side of keep because there is potential with the article.--EStop (talk) 09:02, July 16, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Nominator himself added the current text in June 2013 and I deleted the original listcruft in May 2014. Is this the latest rage-quit à la "I wish to nominate for deletion everything I ever wrote here"? Spıke 🎙️19:26 14-Jul-15
  • Looking at one thing then being drawn into another... subtle mind control is hinted at in the piece but not expanded. There must be potential for a bit of light-conspiracy based, cloak-and-dagger fun if it can be made to work. Have Wikipedia not inadvertently created a new world of secrecy and psycological manipulation with their rediredt concept? Paper/real life redirects, don't Government and the media do it all the time? Parent or child redirects, marketing, relationships, at the office. Happy to have this put in my userspace for a rainy day.--EStop (talk) 09:02, July 16, 2015 (UTC)
  • This isn't a rage-quite. This isn't a quit at all, actually. You might have noticed that I am not removing any of the articles listed on my userpage. These ones come from the list of my articles I wanted to work on, because they were either incomplete or unfunny, and for these two I thought there wasn't much worth saving.
  • EStop, thanks for the concepts! I'd feel guilty if I forced you to help save this piece (because it is entirely my fault that it it is the way it is), but you gave me ideas and so I'll be rewriting it probably, so if you feel inspired, feel free to have as much fun with it, as you want! Anton (talk) 15:00, July 16, 2015 (UTC)
Okay, great! I'll just finish my Sex change and have a look. Happy to collaborate.--EStop (talk) 20:01, July 16, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks a lot! Anton (talk) 21:15, July 17, 2015 (UTC)

🔒 SGML H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, stupid and humorless. A stub left unexpanded since 2010. This article should blow itself up. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 11:12, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't see the link between suicide girl and mark up language. Is there a twisted nerd in the house? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:29, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. SuicideGirls seems to be a website of soft-core porno revolving around emo chicks. Blurring it with the markup language is a brilliant concept. I copy-edited the article to clean it up. There is plenty more material at Wikipedia to work from. Keep this for the next twisted nerd to come along. Spıke 🎙️04:41 22-Jul-15
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Have to admit, the syntax example made me chuckle. It needs work but I like the idea of coding an Emo chick. The toenail and fingernail fonts would default to black.--EStop (talk) 13:05, July 29, 2015 (UTC)
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HowTo:Get Expelled from School

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg A load of poopy. Pupil misbehavior is not comedy, nor is even boasting about it. Spıke 🎙️12:50 11-Jul-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Generic and ineffective ways of attempting to be expelled, all easily nipped in the bud by competent staff. I had to steal a fire engine.--EStop (talk) 07:06, July 13, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pupil misbehavior can be funny; I still remember and chuckle fondly at memories of some of my elementary and junior-high school classmates' antics, and they make great stories to tell at parties many years later. However, this article is just screaming for the author to take another look at Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 21:27, July 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Boobs. It was stupid misbehavicruft from day one and even after Simsilikesims' improvements I still don't see a very funny subject. Just some stupid steps on how to get expelled, 2 images and that's pretty much it. Also, >dosen't --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:23, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Think this should be expelled. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:21, August 10, 2015 (UTC)
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  • I made a few changes to the article. Take another look and see what you think. Simsilikesims (talk) 21:36, July 27, 2015 (UTC)
    Better, but still unsure whether it's worth keeping. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:02, July 28, 2015 (UTC)

King Harkinian

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The thing about characters like these is that they're one-note. The King's gimmick is that he says things like "dinner" or "mah boi" in a hammy way, nothing really more to it. I think the short descriptions on the "Characters" sections in Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon is good enough on its own.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:18, August 1, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I disagree with EpicWinner's assessment of King Harkinian's character. While it is true that in games he is restricted to a minor role in some forgettable CD-i games, he has gone on to become famous in the YouTube Poop community, where he has far more significance. People will see him in many classic video remixes and want to look him up. (On that note, the article should perhaps be edited to more accurately reflect that.) Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 23:51, August 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The navigation template shows that we have many articles on individual game characters. This one doesn't veer too far from "mah boi," and when it does, it is into personal fiction and not a clear comedy concept, but it's attractively presented and complete enough for good writers to build on. Spıke 🎙️15:47 10-Aug-15
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It isn't great, but if the character following goes beyond the game and the article has potential, then it should stay.--EStop (talk) 11:14, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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Octavarium

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly a fanboy review of a single, obscure prog-rock album, written in code that can only be decoded by insiders and roadies. Several generations of Admins have tried to get rid of it using tags. Spıke 🎙️11:54 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:54, August 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of red-links, no pictures, unnotable topic. Unlikely to improve. Simsilikesims (talk) 17:21, August 5, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 11:12, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Nudge. Not very notable as such I doubt a regular person would search for it in an encyclopaedia. It only had 24 edits since its creation back in 2005, the article is full of red links, and it has no pictures. "The great Atlantis toilet flushing disaster"? That's not funny. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 12:50/12:52, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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Exploding Testicles

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Condition affects "from 0% to 100% of the population." In other words, an essay from 2006 about how much fun it is writing about testicles. 17:30 28-Jul-15 Rescinded. Spıke 🎙️16:45 15-Aug-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. With some expansion, more pictures, and a bit of cleanup, I feel this could actually be very good. Unlike many articles which I see wind up on VFD, this one actually tries to sound encyclopedic, for one. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 23:54, July 28, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly Delete). Save to Chunkles. Spıke 🎙️16:45 15-Aug-15
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The intro isn't bad; the rest is mediocre to say the least. Anton (talk) 19:05, July 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A nice idea, but unfinished. --EStop (talk) 12:33, July 29, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The intro advances a good comedy concept. The rest needs to be completed, or at least rendered in correct English. Spıke 🎙️19:29 14-Jul-15
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Mac OS Z

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete or move to my userspace. You know, I created this article a long time ago and after 3 years all it has got is just a bunch of scrufty nonsense and stupidity and even stuff copied from other articles. Plus, Mac OS Z is a non-existent thing and as such I doubt anyone would search for it in an Encyclopaedia Britannica, explaining why all of the edits to the article even after 3 years are all mine. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 00:44, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Gone. As nominator is the only contributor in the entire history of this article, I'll treat this as a QVFD. Reads more as a serious complaint than a comedy piece. Spıke 🎙️01:09 17-Aug-15

Billy and the Toaster

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fewliner article that's just a little story; do we even need this? --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:54, August 9, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only contribution of CrawlingAroundPretendingToBeASloth during his two days here in 2005. Cryptic and unfunny (except probably to him). Spıke 🎙️00:16 10-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Abandoned and going nowhere. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:28, August 11, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 11:16, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Along with being very short and more of a Tumblr style of content it also appears to lack any formatting, kinda like this vote. --SketchSlayer 10:13, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
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College stereotypes

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As advertised, this is a blog/diary cataloguing stereotypes of college students. Authors are working out their personal issues and not entertaining the reader. Spıke 🎙️16:01 5-Aug-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.May be not a feature contender but otherwise seems ok to me. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:06, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Annoyingly on the fence with this one. Had a play with the first few paragraphs, but having not gone to a conventional college my experience is limited, happy do something similar with the rest in order to make it more presentable though. --EStop (talk) 22:24, August 15, 2015 (UTC)

Nipple

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random,scruffy nonsense. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:02, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ramble-by-committee. Spıke 🎙️12:52 14-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Nipplettes. Just a load of crufty nonsense with red links and only one picture that doesn't even try to be funny. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:57, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:29, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One sight gag, repetition, tedious literalness, and a name no one will look up. Spıke 🎙️12:28 16-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton's other version is much better and presently being worked on. --EStop (talk) 09:55, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete or redirect to The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Per nom. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:14, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
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HowTo:**** your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It

Score: 5 • voting closed
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Actual article is at HowTo:Fuck your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts by diagnosing the reader's sexual orientation and proceeds directly to Rape Humor. One of several attempts by Timothy Language to amuse himself by writing about sex to strangers; no intrinsic appeal to anyone else. Spıke 🎙️14:17 24-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 08:53, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote.png Kill. Not funny in the least. This instead reads like a creepy and disgusting look into a rapist's mind. I would have cast a simple Delete, but this article title also prevented me from voting the first time due to the almighty spam filter, so I really want to see it dead now and off this page. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 15:08, August 28, 2015 (UTC)
    The key was that it was the section heading; also that the obscenity was followed immediately by "you". Admins are not in control of this filter. Spıke 🎙️16:56 28-Aug-15
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expletive delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Flush. Unfunny subject, full of unnecessary bold text, virtually no chance of improving. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:57, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
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