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Score: 16.5 reasons to fear animals

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Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:19, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 16.5
  1. nom and for - This is an excellent example of an UnNews article. Despite this fact, it's funny as hell. Seriously. Vote for this, or I'll seek vengeance. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:19, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Animal Revolution! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:45, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Dammit John, you've done it again. -RAHB 05:47, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Animal Farm for the noughties. --Romartus 10:36, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice article. Zeitgeist 13:56, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Obviously. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:13, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Nice. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:17, Apr 27
  9. Damn Good. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg Beasts of England! Saberwolf116 13:12, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  11. Pretty good --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:26, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. Rather decent. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:10, Apr 29
  13. Symbol for vote.svg You got my vote! Heil bovines! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  14. for. nazi cows make me giggle. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. per above Mnb'z 05:56, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  16. Ankh smite.png Bless.Egypt orb spinning.gif 12:43, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  17. For. 220.227.207.32 05:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:

Beasts of England, Beasts of Ireland, Beasts of every land and clime, Hearken to my joyful tidings Of the Golden future time. Soon or late the day is coming, Tyrant Man shall be o'er thrown, And the fruitful fields of England Shall be trod by beasts alone. Rings shall vanish from our noses, And the harness from our back, Bit and spur shall rust forever, Cruel whips no more shall crack. Riches more than mind can picture, Wheat and barley, oats and hay, Clover, beans and mangel-wurzels Shall be ours upon that day. Bright will shine the fields of England, Purer shall its waters be, Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes On the day that sets us free. For that day we all must labor, Though we die before it break; Cows and horses, geese and turkeys, All must toil for freedom's sake. Beasts of England, Beasts of Ireland, Beasts of every land and clime, Hearken well, and spread my tidings Of the Golden future time.

Think about that when voting. Saberwolf116 21:52, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

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