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UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses (history, logs)

Score: 12.5 nasty letters printed in red ink

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Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:00, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

For: 14.5
  1. For.Short, sweet, topical, biting and very, very funny. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:00, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:20, 10 May 2011
  3. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:29, May 10 21:29, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:20, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For 77.102.173.101 18:44, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For Once again truth is bungling its way into our pages. How is that happening? And how can we not make it stop? Aleister 19:20 11-5-'11
  7. Symbol for vote.svg Definitely Feature. It's a real satire of a real issue. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:08 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:17, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For Self unobjective for. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:29, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Great concept. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:26, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
  11. Seems kind of blahish, but it's so... bah, screw it. Who wants tacos?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:24, 22 May 2011

  1. Good. --Black Flamingo 12:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For. Yessum. Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 22:47, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For. I wish I could say this was too outlandish Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:02, 4 June 2011
  4. For, but only just. . Pup 08:29 05 Jun '11 08:29, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Weak against. Funny concept, but irregularities in the writing made it hard to enjoy. Needs proofreading. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:10, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against too I agree with Hyperbole. Talk Mattsnow 15:55, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Comments:
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Though non-Brits will have to read the original to get the joke, it definitely fits with the currently negative public perception of banks. In other news today, BANKS SUCK!!! That is all. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:08 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  • Comment. Having worked in banking for about 10 years, I concur. Pup 08:30 05 Jun '11 08:30, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

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