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Companies

• Continental Airlines (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Finder-Spyder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage and the Toby Jones franchise (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mainway Toys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Morley (cigarettes) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Australia

• Eagle Boys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hungry Jack's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -- redirects to Burger King
• Muzz Buzz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Reject Shop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Uncle Tony's Kebabs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Canada

• Air Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Burger Baron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Harvey's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hudson's Bay Company (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• La Belle Province (restaurant) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• McDonald's Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Germany

• Lidl (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Aldi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

United Kingdom

• I Was Lord Kitchener's Valet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lloyds of London (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Phoenix Club, Brian Potter's not-no-subtle attempt to advertise on Uncyclopedia. Notes frustration at rejection from Wikipedia ? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Piccadilly Circus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Portobello Road (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Trotters Independent Traders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Boiled Beef and Carrots (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

United States (National)

• Big Lots (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Burma Shave (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

• CVS, note that CVS also stands for Concurrent Versions System. How do we incorporate this?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• DuPont (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Goldman Sachs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jack in the Box (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• KB Toys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lowes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Macy's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Monsanto (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nordstrom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Outback steakhouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Safeway (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Supermarket
• Taco Time (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Whole Foods (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

United States (Regional)

New England

• Auntie Annie's Pretzels (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Building #19 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cumberland Farms (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• D'Angelos (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Del's Lemonade (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Honey Dew Donuts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Job Lot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Newport Creamery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Papa Gino's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pub 99 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Shaw's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

East Coast

• Charlie Brown's Steakhouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Blimpie (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bojangles (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Jerk Store (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lundy's Restaurant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pizza Connection, based on real life mafia-run Italian pizza parlors used for heroin smuggling during the 1970s. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Quick Stop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• RST Video (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Soup Kitchen International, restaurant based on The Soup Nazi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

The Midwest

• Big Boy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Culver's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Johnson's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Kwik-E-Mart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Red Roof Inn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Second Chance Body Armor Company (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

The South

• Circle K (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Piggly Wiggly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ponderosa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Popeyes Fried Chicken (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stuckey's (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

West Coast

• AmazonFresh (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Azteca Mexican Restaurant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bartell Drugs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - now bought up by Rite Aid.
• Farrell's Ice Cream Parlours (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Fred Meyer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - a subsidiary of Kroger.
• Ivars Restaurants (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nordstrom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Safeway Groceries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Seattles Best Coffee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - acquired by Nestle but allowed to keep their branding. For now.
• Skippers Chowder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - used to have restaurant locations, now sells cans of soup.
• Tullys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - hostile takeover via lawsuits by Keurig
• WinCo Foods (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The store that was formerly known as Bon Marche, which was formerly known as Frederick and Nelson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)