Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 6

September 6: Let's Enjoy a Glass of Blue Lemonade Day

• 394 CE - The Christian Roman Emperor Theodosius I defeats and kills the pagan usurper Eugenius at the Battle of the Frigidaire for drinking all of his sanctified Blue Lemonade.
• 1939 - South Africa declares war against Germany because it seemed to be what to do because of the King thing.
• 1976 - The lemon becomes extinct.
• 1978 - Blue Lemonade becomes extremely popular, replacing lit petrol as the beverage of choice.
• 1982 - Blue Lemonade is found to cause cancer in blue rats.
• 1983 - The government apologises for the cancer scare, saying that Blue Lemonade does, in actual fact, cause tuberculosis and not cancer.
• 1999 - Study attributes large penis size in black men to intake of Blue Lemonade. Blue lemonade sales increase 300%.
• 2000 - Study determined to be only a sales tactic as black men only consume orange drink.
• 2002 - Monsanto claims intellectual property rights over Blue Lemonade. Third World Blue Lemonade producers are taken out of business.
• 2004 - Philip Seymour Hoffman becomes the first known human being to pee Blue Lemonade.
• 2006 - The infamous flying horse Pegasus is arrested and brought to jail on counts of theft of Blue Lemonade from Hoffman and arson.
• 9785 - Blue Lemonade allies with the Pope to destroy the universe. Earth catches fire. Someone sends this message into the past in the form of an insane baby. No-one listens.