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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 14
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September 14: Struggle Day (Australia), Gřáťúïťõùš Üšę öf Ðîåçřïťíćãľ Mâřkš Ďàý (Everywhere else)
- 1234 - The Duke of Umlaut invents the umlaut, becomes first Düke of Ümlaüt. He is later slain in a duel with Barón vön Accént Márk.
- 1302 - Migrating salmon struggle to fight strong currents until they realize they are supposed to be headed downstream to the ocean.
- 1814 - Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner. He later retitles it The Stär Spänglèd Bäññër to make it more rockin'.
- 1923 - The electric chair becomes popular for executions when it is hooked up to a pinball machine.
- 1930 - Bingo is outlawed for causing fights whenever it is played. Making the cards different solves the problem.
- 1969 - Björk is björn in a lönely fjörd in Nörth Ïceláãnd.
- 1970 - The metal band Blue Öyster Cult is förmed.
- 1975 - The metal band Motörhead förms.
- 1980 - Space aliens land in Tokyo attempting to destroy any umlaut they can find. Umlauts fight back, assisted by Gamera.
- 1983 - The metal bänd Gřåťüïťöüs Díåçřïtíćäľ Mäřk forms.
- 1985 - Hâägén-Dáãzs introduces their latest flavor: Döúblé Chérrÿ Crémë dé Chöcølãté Súprëmé. Prìntïng øf thè cartøns crëates hôles ïn thë pàckaging for some rëason, cäusing the contènts tö lëäk.
- 2004 - ä přêśćhööl têäćhěř is sůêd før têłľing a fäiry täłê tø hêr ćläss. Ťhé fäther øf ønê øf ťhé kids säid thát bý têłľíňg fäiřy tälêš, šhě wäs ůńdêrmińińg thêir äthêistic møräl välúês óf løgić äńd rêäśøn.
- 2005 - The metäl band Thîs Rûňńîñg Jøkê ïs Wêäríñg Öút îtš Wëlcømê forms.
- 2007 - Some guy has a bit of a struggle. He suddenly remembers his pants are done up with buttons instead of a zipper.