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February 20: Twenty/Twenny/7uun3d Dispute Day
- c.1 million BCE - Cavemen learn to count beyond ten, but due to extensive toe injuries only make it to 18.
- c.900,000 BCE - Due to heavy radiation from solar flares, mutant cavemen are able to count well beyond 20.
- 3001 BCE - Egyptian artisans decorating monuments are found to just be a bunch of chiselers.
- 20 BCE - 20 Roman scholars in 20 different cities declare 20 to be the perfect number. Coincidence?
- 793 - A humorous scribe at Lindisfarne Abbey invents leet. Viking raiders cross the seas to kill him specifically.
- 11-twenty - Twenty is the commonly accepted spelling of the word pronounced 20.
- 12-twenny - Twenny is da commonly Xepted spellin of 20.
- 1337 - The use of leet is prohibited on pain of d
- 13-7uun3d - U h4u3 733n 7uun3d!
- 14-20 - People decide to spell
twentytwenny7uun3d20 as '20'. - 15-twenty - 16-twenny - 17-7wn3d: Disputes abowt 20 have been pwn3d by God.
- 2003 - In honour of twenty, the Twenty20 cricket form has been introduced.
- 2020 - Hindsight is scientifically proven to be twenny 7uun3d.
- 7uun3d-f1r57 (3n7ury - 1337 15 7h3 n4710n41 14n9u493 0f 34r7h, 50 '7uun3d' 15 7h3 (0rr3(7 593111n9 0f '20'.