UnTunes:They're Going To Marry The Gays, Ha-Ha!
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(clop, ca-clop, ca-clop, ca-clop, ca-clop...)
Remember when our kids were safe
and no one'd ever heard of stuff like
men who'd try to marry other men? Well...
Since now four states have said okay
The days got worse and worse and now you see
We've gone complete out of our minds... 'Cause...
They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!
They're going to marry the gays, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
In the fruited plains. Where life was wholesome all the time
And I'll be trying to push our nice young men to some female brides
'cause they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!
We thought it was a joke, and so we laughed, we laughed when men in drag came
marching flamboyantly down our public streets... But now...
Let's face some facts, the country's queer
and it's getting queerer by the year
So now we must make sure our sons grow straight... 'cause...
They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!
They're going to marry the gays, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
In the fruited plains. With glam and flowers and sodomy
and theatre queens who lisp and prance and glitter their lips and clothes
and they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!
I taught him well, I checked his room,
I even put drugs in his food
but still my son likes watching Will and Grace?
I'll have to beat him with a stick
I'll have to stop driving him to the gym
Or else, what worked for Haggard, might work for him... And...
They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!
They're going to marry the gays, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
In the fruited plains. Where life was wholesome all the time
And I'll be trying to push our nice young men to some female brides
'cause they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!
In the fruited plains. With glam and flowers and sodomy
and theatre queens who lisp and prance and glitter their lips and clothes
and they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!