UnTunes:Patty Duke Show theme

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Meet Cathy who gets it everywhere,
Both in the front, and derrière,
But Patty's only seen the sites
From lying on her back at nights,
What a crazy pair!
But they're lovers,
They're lesbian lovers, yeah they're gay!
One pair of looney lesbos,
Different as night and day.

While Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes and crêpes Suzette,
Patty says she's sold her soul
For sex and drugs and rock'n'roll,
Better get the net!
Still they're lovers,
They're lesbian lovers, and they're blind,
They've got no arms, they've got no legs,
Patty hops around on pegs,
And she's lost her mind!
They're lovers,
The lesbian kind!