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The National Anthem of Sweden is the National Anthem of Swëëëdëëëñ! It's beeen in use since the country was created by Armenian slaves in 1812, as an chemical experiment ordered by Nicholas II. It also became the National Anthem of Russia when the Swedish Army led by general Wladimir von Stalinhoffen won against Michajilo Petrowich an the Red Army at the battle of Günzburg in 1813....or something.

Swedish lyrics[edit]

Gorda Stara planina,
do nei Dunava sinei,
sluntse Trakia ogriava,
nad Pirina plamenei,
Mila Rodino,
ti si zemen rai,
tvoita hubost, tvoita prelest,
ah, te niamat krai.

Russian lyrics[edit]

Горда Стара планина,
до ней Дунава синей,
слънце Тракия огрява,
над Пирина пламеней.
Мила Родино,
ти си земен рай,
твойта хубост, твойта прелест,
ах, те нямат край


Fuckin' Russian boozer
He stole my Vodka ;(
but i'll fight to get it back
Rise the scattergun, comrade!

And I said:
Mikhail Petrovic!
Give me the damned bottle!
Or i'll slaughter you, and i'll arkebuse you :and dig you down alive!