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I Will Survive (Against Wikipedia)
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Song by Simsilikesims
Released 2022
Recorded 2008
Professional reviews
Spike review 3/5 - "I did not consent to having my review released to the public."
OnePunch review 4.5/5 - "It's alright."
DWWH review 1/5 - "Can someone make a HowTo:Cut off your ears article, please? Thanks."

Originally recorded in 2008, this song was lost to the test of time. In January 2021, however, the song resurfaced and was given a proper release.

Information[edit]

Based on the song by: Gloria Taylor

Sang by: A girl that sounds like a boy

Lyrics by: The same little boy

Not to be confused by the CAKE song of the same name.

Lyrics[edit]

At first I was afriad, I was petrified

Kept thinking Wikipedia doesn't like you more on its site

But then I spent so many nights

Searching Wiki for some friends

I found a little place

Where it's fun for everyone

And so I went and made a page

I just edited all around like a friggin sage

I should of made some articles

I should of formatted correctly

If I had known for just one second, the admins would block me

C'mon now please

Let me back in

I'm not that bad guys, I know that porno is a sin

But it was funny editors

Oh please, oh please admin

Did you think I'd read that huge beginners guide?

Oh not I

I will not lie

As long as I was on the site

I edited like a bitchy

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

And I'll survive, but not alive

Hey, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had

Not to fall apart

Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart

And I spent oh so many nights

Just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

Oh please admins, I'm gonna die

And you see me

Somebody new

I'm not that gay, retarded, little person who wrote about poo

And so can you, please let me back in?

And let me edit to my chagrin

I'll keep porn my own bussiness

And as long as you let me back in

Come out now please

Open up the door

I know I'm not welcome any more

But you really hurt me

Goodbye, I'm gonna crumble

I'm gonna lay down and die

Oh me, oh my

I won't survive

As long as I know it exists

My life's gonna take a dive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

And I won't survive

I won't survive

Oh come on, now please

Open up the door

I know I'm not welcome any more

But you really hurt me

Goodbye, I'm gonna crumble

I'm gonna lay down and die

Oh me, oh my

I won't survive

As long as I know it exists

My life's gonna take a dive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

But I wont survive

I won't survive

No.