UnTunes:Get a New One

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A collaboration between Apple & Microsoft. Get a New One is a song that is basically a 5 minute advertisement to buy a new computer. When this song was made, they have focused memorable beats, lyrics and the voice to be a part of this advertising campaign song. Therefore making it one of the best songs ever.* The song tells a story of a girl buying a new computer, the advertising campaign was submersive and deceptive enough to get people hyped for the song, but the song itself wasn't released. And now UnTunes provides for your convenience, the following unreleased song.
(* claim may be unbiased)

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Lyrics[edit]

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Look, If you computer worked fine.

And it was on the top on the world.

When suddenly out of nowhere.

It just came falling down.


Her load is heavy
Fan's weak, power's fading
There's something in her memory already, a virus spreading
She's struggling, but on the surface she looks calm and determined
To do work, but she still keeps on lagging
On what the stuff that she has to do, the gates open up
But the work won't come out, She struggling now, everybody's lagging now.
She's just gave up, oh snap.
SHUT DOWN NOW!!!


Buy a new computer
Oh there goes your computer
Oh there goes your sanity
She's so mad at them
But she just gives up that easy
No she just has too
She knows what she needs
A new computer
Some people tell her no
But she insists "yes"
She goes to a Best Buy
In her local shopping center
Back to the section that solds
new computers, Now she has to choose a new one


Get a new one
Of those fancy computers
You should spend a lot more.
You only get one chance, do not get a one that blows
It opportunity time, go ahead and choose one.
Here we go.
Get a new one
Of those fancy computers
You should spend a lot more.
You only get one chance, do not get a one that blows
It opportunity time, go ahead and choose one.


The lights are gleeming through these screens which are shining
One of which I will be taking
Make me gleam, as we move towords, my computer choice
Some computer is boring, the choices I consider.
A dual-core processor or quad-core processor
GeForce graphics or Radeon graphics
A little memory or a lot of memory
Known as the confused, she turns to her boyfriend.
And asks "What should I do, what should I choose?"
"I dunno, something that's powerful and usable."
Then she considers all the brands she sees.
HP, Apple, Acer and Gateway
Now she want some accessories
to go with her computer
Her boyfriends sighs as time is wasted looking
As the story unfolds, I guess it'll go on
As the day goes on, It will still go on, here we go


Get a new one
Of those fancy computers
You should spend a lot more.
You only get one chance, do not get a one that blows
It opportunity time, go ahead and choose one.
Here we go.
Get a new one
Of those fancy computers
You should spend a lot more.
You only get one chance, do not get a one that blows
It opportunity time, go ahead and choose one.


From all of us, we hope you find the perfect computer.

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