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June, 14th 2013 • Issue 186 • This newspaper may not be able to tell you who Denza but then it can't tell you much anyway!

UnToon Project start-up

By Reverend Zim ulator
The Rev awaits your submissions.

A certain user is scooping the competition by revealing here that a heretofore unknown group of users has been accumulating subversive UnDocuments containing UnToons, fresh off the Strip Generator. It is rumored that as many as 7 or 16 separate comics, with characters seen here before, are in this file.

Once a certain sum of comic strips are accumulated, this gruntled group intends to release some sort of public statement, proposing the reinsertion of UnToons into UnNews front page.

There is very little information on these people, other than they make some of us nervous.

Another rumor is that this group is looking for submissions of cartoons, to be brought to the attention of a certain Reverend Zim, who has been abducted and forced to work with the group. There may be something posted at the Village Dump, where sympathetic users may make contact. Until then, folks can contact Zim at his talk page.

HowTo:Care for Uncyclopedia so that it doesn't end up as degraded as Encyclopedia Dramatica.

By Anton
Several witnesses confirmed that they have seen the return of Nemesis.

All the formerly missing admins suddenly begun returning one by one and different Uncyclopedians have lately admired the resurrection of our Justice (literally).

And, although, the VFH page is becoming shorter and shorter to the great joy of our rivals (do we even have any?), the list of the Pee review requests has almost hit our record and a group of unvestigators have discovered that an average admin is now a way more active than all the normal users, there are still some good news (if you don't consider the very first one to be such).

For example, after a long period of Darkness several VFH entries have received more than 10 votes against.

Top VFH competitors

VFH Highlight of the week


PLS The PLS competition is well under way now thanks to Romartus' hard work. Many users have been brought together for this competition with many old users appearing again either to judge or submit an article.

UnSignpost encourages everyone to join in the PLS to make this our best competition ever.


The Importance of Being Denza

So you want to find out the answer to the ultimate question, who the hell is Denza? Well first you gotta ask yourself:

  • Who is Denza?
  • What is Denza?
  • Where is Denza?
  • How is Denza?
  • When is Denza?
  • Why is Denza?

Biopic of the Week
Romartus

One with the Ancients, Romartus saw his brother at the Pompeii exhibition at the British Museum last week.' So that's what happened to the bugger...frozen in time'. He knows his historical stuff and can be quite a bore in that department if you stand long enough and listen to him. Has been here since 2008 when he wrote his first article Julian the Apostate - and hasn't looked back - or forward - since. Says he is British and likes to write on various subjects. Only became an admin when promised Nicole Scherzinger's undivided attention. She hasn't returned his calls since.


Newsroom UnScripts of the Week

UnScripts:Superman's first adventure

Contributions to UnSignpost

Contributors: Anton, ScottPat, User:Zim ulator

Chief Editor: ScottPat

Biopic Contributor: Romartus


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