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UnPoetia:Walking in a Klingon Wonderland
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- People scream
- On the green
- Blood is glistening.
- A delicious sight
- We'll drink some tonight
- Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
- Gone away is the bluebird
- All we have are the Warbirds
- We'll sing a war song
- As we fight along
- Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
- In the meadow we can kill some humans
- And pretend that one is Captain Kirk
- He'll say "Please don't kill me!"
- We'll say "No, man
- Because you've always been such a total jerk".
- Later on
- We'll conspire
- To set
- The Earth on fire
- We'll burn all their brains
- And delight in their pain
- Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
- In the meadow we can kill some Vulcans
- And pretend that one is Mr. Spock
- We will have some fun and pull his ears off
- Before we bash his head in with a rock.
- In the field
- There'll be combat
- My head looks
- Like a wombat
- I'll take your last breath
- In a fight to the death
- Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
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