UnPoetia:The Ass in the Hat
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
The Sun did not shine,
It was too wet to masturbate
So we sat in the house
No political parties to nominate.
I sat there with Sally.
We sat there, we both.
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to vote."
Too wet to go vote.
And too wet to play ball
So we sat in the house
And voted on nothing at all.
So all we could do was to
Sit!
- Sit!
- Sit!
- Sit!
- Sit!
And we did not like it
Not one little bit.
And then
Something went Bump
How that bump made us jump
We looked,
Then we saw him step on the mat
We looked then we saw him
The Ass in the Hat
And he said to us,
"Why do you sit there like that?
"I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny,
But we can do lots of voting
That is funny"
"I know some good candidates,"
Said the Ass,
"I know this Black guy,"
Said the Ass in the Hat.
A lot of good candidates
I will show them to you
Your mother won't mind
At all if I do
Then Sally and I
Did not know what to say
Our mother was out of the house
For the day
But our Elephant said,
"No, no, put that Ass on a boat
Tell that Ass in the Hat
You do not want to vote.
"He should not be here
He should not be about
He should not be in
While your mother is out."
"Now, now, now, have no fear,"
Said the ass,
"My tricks are not bad,"
Said the Ass in the Hat.
"I like it here
I like it a lot,"
Said the Ass in the Hat
To the elephant on pot.
And then he ran out
And as fast as an ox
The Ass in the Hat came back
With a box.
A big red box
It was shut with a hook
"Now look at this box," said the Ass,
"Take a look."
