UnNews:UnNews to report real news today in 'hilarious prank'
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1 April 2008
UNNEWS HEADQUARTERS Satirical news outlet UnNews has announced that, in honor of April Fools, it will only be reporting true facts.
"Oh man, this is going to be hilarious," said Zombiebaron, barely suppressing a giggle. "Everyone will be all WTF?" UnNews has already reported on the elections in Zimbabwe, and will later report on President Bush's visit to Romania.
"Everyone looking for funny articles that parody real news will be SO disappointed today," said The Thinker. "Man, we're going to get everybody so good!" Users earlier today were surprised that, upon logging on, they saw UnNews:Stocks are finally on the upturn and UnNews:Oil executives defend selves at Congressional hearing. These factual articles accurately cited sources, using real weblinks from reputable news outlets.
"This couldn't be more entertaining," added Zombiebaron. "I've already had plenty of people try to edit the real articles." For the most part, though, it's just a harmless prank. "Everything will be normal tomorrow," says Zombiebaron. "All that factual crap will be taken down."
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There are no sources! This is one wild and crazy day!