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11 February 2007
UNCYCLOVERSITY, UNCYCLOPEDIA
A mob has started near the gates to the Uncycloversity. Hundreds of UnBook lovers are angry that the Uncycloversity is using UnBooks as toilet paper. When asked why, the Dean of Uncycloversity said "Well, UnBooks are cheap, readily available, and they don't really seem to serve any other purpose." However, such claims have even furthered the UnBook lovers and authors' rage.
"I have slaved away at my brilliant works for hours upon hours, and they use my great literature for this?" exclaimed former Author of The Month Electrified mocha chinchilla at the recent protest.