UnNews:Police shoot white van man
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9 June 2006
LONDON (AP):- Breaking news just in of another terrorist related police shooting.
Earlier today Officers of the Metropolitan Police Anti-Terrorist Task Force shot and wounded Amir Massoud Tofangsazan in Old Kent Road. Mr Tofangsazan was rushed to hospital where sources say he has been left lying on a trolley in a corridor somewhere.
A spokesman for the Police has released this statement.
Earlier today, 2 officers of our Anti-Terrorist Task Force followed a white van down Old Kent road. Their suspicions were arroused when one Office noticed that it was not flying any England Flags. The Officers pulled over the van and upon seeing it was driven by a man of non-caucasion descent, drew their handguns and opened fire. We have complete faith that the man in the van was infact a terrorist, otherwise he would have been supporting our brave boys over in Germany at the moment.
Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed his full support for embattled police chief Sir Ian Blair(no relation). The Prime Minister said "People would only have 'the right to complain' if police were caught failing to act on such a blatant unpatriotic act such as not flying the St Georges Cross during this crucial time in our history"
A full investigation has been promised, the results of which are available on www.metpolice.com/investigation/whitewash.