UnNews:Old bunny man dies
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30 September 2017
LOS ANGELES, California USA -- The oldest bunny hunter in the world Hugh Hefner has died. The aged lothario who once boasted he had slept with 1,000+ women, died surrounded by a bed full of weeping blondes as his twitchy nose stopped moving.
Hefner is considered a pioneer in Pornography in that he presented his pictorial offerings in the same style as Esquire magazine sold cars, suits and other luxury items. In Hefner's case what he was offering was an airbrushed pneumatic blonde - often an All American model - to offer up her breasts for examination by men and be rated. It was a successful formula at the time and though the religious evangelicals and others considered Hefner an emissary of Satan, Hefner had started a business that was making a lot of money out of sex. Others were soon to follow.
The old bunny man will be buried next Marilyn Monroe whose naked photo shoot gave Hefner's magazine Playboy it's first boost in Westwood Village Memorial Park, Los Angeles. The funeral should be will attended by thousands of ex-bunny girls and girlfriends. Hefner's request that some of them could join him in the final journey were prevented by the governor of California Jerry Brown on the grounds of taste.
Sources[edit]
- staff "Hugh Hefner moves in next door to Marilyn Monroe". TMZ, September 29, 2017