UnNews:DiCaprio moves on again
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31 August 2022
HOLLYWOOD, California -- Famous A-list actor Leonardo DiCaprio has broken up with model Camila Morrone just months after she turned 25.
"I'm just allergic to dating anyone over 25," DiCaprio stated. Morrone celebrated her quarter-century in June. DiCaprio said, "I didn't want to ruin her special day, so I kept the relationship going until it became just too much to handle." He announced the change of status with a terse post on social media.
"There are three things that are certain in life," a tear-filled Morrone stated. "Death, taxes, and Leo breaking up with anyone over 25."
The elderly Morrone had sung the Beatles song "When I'm Sixty-Four" to her now ex-boyfriend before the split, but changed the chorus:
| “ | Will you still need me, will you still love me, when I'm twenty-six? | ” |
Morrone's rhetorical question now having been answered, the Titanic actor is once again searching for love. Assuming his next female companian is of legal age, that will provide another four years before she too "has too much mileage on her".
Sources[edit]
- Simon Boyle "Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone split after five years". News.com.au, August 31, 2022
- Lauren Evans "Hollywood celebrity Leonardo DiCaprio quietly splits from his 25-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone". SkyNews Australia, August 31, 2022