UnNews:Chronic drug abuser Heath Ledger dies
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| Chronic drug abuser Heath Ledger dies | 
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22 January 2008
CHRONIC DRUG ABUSER Heath Ledger, famed for Brokeback Mountain, as well as his drastic drug abuse and ridiculously media influenced lifestle. He was last seen in some guys apartment in Harlem. His lifestyle as a terrible role model was widely endorsed by Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Brad Renfro, and Oscar Wilde. Some of his more famous roles include: The Man Who Jokes in The Off-White Knight, Anus Butholee in Brokeback Mountain, and.....well, thats it actually. Points of Ledgers life include -
- Born in Austria in 1700
- Had first, non-fatal overdose in 1701
- Arrested for cocaine possesion.
- Attacked a papparazzi.
- Outed as gay.
- Affair with Oscar Wilde
- Died.
- Oh, and Brokeback Mountain.
Sources[edit]
- Carlos "Giggles" Villalobolupeos. "Bitch is dead.". Fox, January 22, 2008