UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 13

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I mean dude, WTF? Does your shlong actually gets any ventilation at all with that thing on?

Dude, that fucking thing he was wearing as panties was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

camping in the fucking dunes, doing my the spice must flow thing with the Spice Harvester shit and the Sandworms, right? Like, Fremen badass shit.

and this fucking Harkonnen[edit]

bursts out of the dune, sweating all over the place, and instead of going for the Atreides, he makes a sweaty line straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit]

Kris and cut the shit out of the thing he was wearing on his loins, and and I find out he was waiting for me to release his shlong so he can mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with major internal bleeding and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. He nearly raped me.

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