User:Luvvy/Sandbox/The Uncyclopedia Family Tree Project
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What is this project page thing?
This is a page about Me and You and just about all other Uncyclopedia contributors. Why?
Because through the Adopt a Noob program, most of Uncyclopedia's long term contributors are somehow related to each other.
What is your relation to everyone else here in the Uncyc community? Find out and help us construct the most confuddling family tree available online... ;)
Garden Staff
Members of the group who maintain and update the tree are collectively referred to as "Gardeners". Each and everyone is allowed to add more info to the bottom of the page, from where Tree Huggers move them into the final tree.
Treehugger
People who earn their spurs at updating and tending the family tree shall hereby get themselves a spiffy title of "Treehugger", and can put it in their sig. A handy template will be made available at a latter time, when treehuggers will be notified of such a shiny new template.
Current Treehuggers
- Luvvy - Honourable Treehugger for life. Extra tinsel granted.
- Zana Dark - Acting Head Tree Hugger. Extra glitter glue granted.
Apprentice Gardener
If you have interest in tending the tree, you can add your name in the list below. There shall be a practice template made available for everyone attempting to create their own trees at a latter date. Possibly. Apprentice gardeners may call themselves such, and may add it to their sig. A handy template will be made available at a latter date, and they will be notified of the existence of such a fancy new template.
Current APs
Sabba & Co's brood - Can anyone prove they're older?
Sophia═╤═Chronarion │ ? │ ? ? Sannse ↑ ? ├↔RAHB ├↔ Dillo ToddyL TommyM**════════════════════════════╤═══Yoshi↑ │ │╘════════╪═══════╛└───────┬──────┬───────┐ │ Codeine ═╤═ Mhaille │ | │ │ │ Spang Zana Dark** │ Shawhat/NoPants TKF Tucky Fou-Lu │ │ ┌───────┼─────┐ ┌──────┼───────┐ │ │ Lj Enzo ├───↔ YTTE JasonH JimmyG Dr.S │ │ │ ┌──────┼──────┐ └───────┬┘ Sissy═══╤═══Queer │ AK═╤════════Leddy (S)TD? Mnbvcxz ¿? │ │ │ │ │ ├────┼─────┐ Fnoodle ☯ Tags │ MrN Cajek Nez Sonje │ ┌───┴──┐ ┌───┴─┐ │ Luv OptyC Dj I Cheapie ChiefjusticeDS │ │ ┌──────┼────────┐ │ E85 Ohnogodnotagain SC John Lydon │ │ ┌──┬──┴──────────────────────┬────────────────────┐ │ *Dr.FenwickMazaka→Paizuri* Happytimes** │ *KingSavage ┌───────┴─────┐ | │ *SpillinDylan Romaioktonos Lyrithya* ┌─────┴─────┐ │ *SunnyBaconMinionOfDoomHappymonkey39 │ *Goldfishrock Nintenfan1 │ *Fuentfue │ *FreshMeat │ *StonedJeff │ *Siddhartha-Wolf │ *LordNorth │ *Cp833 │ *SueySeidl │ *Xo0o0ox └────┘
Make your tree snippets below this line if the above tree is beyond you, and Mummy will help out if she remembers...
What is your relation to everyone else here in the Uncyc community? Find out and help us construct the most confuddling family tree available online... ;)
Genealogical account of the ruling elite and it's offshoots
Quick rule of thumb. If they have adoptive kids of their own, add a new section for them. If they don't, mention them as kids of their parents.
At the beginning of time, there was the Jewish conspiracy
Or so they want us to think.
Mordillo is among the oldest still active Uncyclopedia contributors known to mankind. Most of us are in some way descended from him. If we do not love him, we at least revere him with the respect reserved to the elderly and run to him whenever someone's a mean bully or in need of a circumcision.
Some less fortunate have been seen at the receiving end of his banhammer on repeated occasions. He is known for his patience when it comes to almost any shit thrown at his fan, however once he is angry, there's no stopping of the angry bear that is Mordillo.
- Mordillo fathered Ljlego under suspicious circumstances involving a lot of nursery rhymes and various ladies of questionable repute.
- Later he gave painfully yet ever so bravely life to Enzo Aquarius,
- and as a result of undocumented circumstances, ended up waking up with Leddy in a basket on his doorstep just as he thought he was in the clear from the arduous task of parenting.
- Mordillo found himself the foster mother of Shas'O'my'gosh after a wild night out with Tom Mayfair and Todd Lyons. Shas grew up to be a confused young man, who decided to go through massive surgery where he was converted into a new, fairer Zerotrousers. Only Michael Jackson's nose beats this transformation in it's level of denial of any surgery ever occurring.
- Likely of sentimentality brought over by old age, he fathered Yettie.
Orgies can lead to consequences nine months later
Tom Mayfair is a mystery to this article's author, so someone please give a hand here?
- Tom Mayfair and Todd Lyons and Mordillo at various stages and Todd Lyons and Mordillo at various stages Adopted Shas'O'my'gosh, who transformed into Zerotrousers
- Tom Mayfair and Goshzilla
- Adopted spang
- Tom Mayfair by himself Also adopted Thekillerfroggy
- Counciltucky
- Fou-Lu
- Tom Mayfair and Zana Dark had a brief but torrid love affair. **Happytimes is probably the result of this.
Enter the Froggy of Death
- Thekillerfroggy
- Adopted JASON HALLAMEYA, Jim Groovester, and Dr. Skullthumper
- Dr. Skullthumper
- Immaculately conceived Fnoodle
For those lazy buggers who don't want to edit the template
If you feel like you don't want to figure the text-to-visuals of editing the family tree template out, you are free to make adjustments to your known family relations here. You get the point, we hope... :)
Or if you're too lazy to even do THAT, update the image at the top of the page.
The feckless rebel... Foster Mum of MrN.
- Thekillerfroggy
- Adopted JASON HALLAMEYA, Jim Groovester, and Dr. Skullthumper
- Dr. Skullthumper
- Immaculately conceived Fnoodle
- Fnoodle
- Was then adopted by Spang
Interesting, eh?
O YAH AND
Zana Dark ↔ Happytimes
To make a long story short...: As a noob I adopted Zana as my mentor. I didn't find out until after I "graduated" from the program that she had adopted me as her noob. (I'm still in cage fighter training but I think of that as separate, ADVANCED training.) I'm convinced the whole situation is some sort of time travel thing, or alternate universe thing.
I'm not really sure what that means exactly, but I think it's sorta like she's my step-mother/older cousin.
Also, this: Mazaka → Pelargonium → Paizuri ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* 
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~ 20 Oct 2010 ~ 06:28 (UTC)
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(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:57, 25 October 2010
Cainad's Line
I asked to be adopted by Cainad the day I first got here, June 9, 2009, because he was a Discordian like me. Two days later he said OK, but he wasn't active much, then disappeared. Some fathers are like that. Really I signed up then disappeared for a month and a half, so didn't even know. I guess running away is in my jeans. But I love him anyway, even though he disowned me later. Some fathers are like that.
Then Why do I need to provide this? who we called Why? or Whyner (because we got tired of typing Why do I need to provide this?) asked me to adopt him in September 2009. I said I was too new and was just an ignorant slut, and he said that's what he wanted in a mom, so I adopted him.
Then PuppyOnTheRadio and later Syndrome both stopped by and claimed to be my long lost brothers, then started talking about how insects is best. Or something like that.
While they were teaching me about balls and bats and bat caves, trains rolling into tunnels, and "your legs in the air, my hands all off up in your cookie jar," Whyner adopted HELPME, Puffskein, Little Mermaid, and Rifting.
At some point during all this The Agents of Greyface came to mess things up and I left. Later I learned HELPME had adopted Lordarcadian.
I've been gone for almost five years, so don't know about any other adoptions in our line, but there could be some! 
DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:51, April 4, 2015 (UTC)