Talk:The Holey Bible

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I'm open to suggestions while I work, and here is a good place for them. I'll try to incorporate them as I go. Theo 22:23, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

Suggestions[edit]

Zombie Baron[edit]

Okay here are some I have:
1) Book of Jobe (cause that's how it sounds)
2) Noah finds out that he has brought aboard two homosexual unicorns/dragons...
3) Include Cane, Able, and a Grue. (the third son of Adam and Eve)
4) empower a couple of women
5) include Black people (14th aposel?)
6) Include the book/gospel of Grue.
7) refernce the Unpocalypse
8) refrence Beelzebub
9) include modern technology
10) Include pro-gay sections, and a section about Beelzebub and Jesus using a condom.
11) Include Lilith
Hope you can use these, I may help you out with this, when I'm finished my other personal projects. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:53, 25 April 2006 (UTC)

Overlord Chris[edit]

1. What about the Book of Jorrb?
2. Tower of Babylon 5
3. In the sequence of "X begot Y":

"And Anakin begot Luke"
"And X begot Koresh/Jones/Applewhite/etc" (which would mean they could've been the Messiah)
etc

Chris - Talk - HET - 10:17, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Comments[edit]

  • Thanks a ton Brad, for all the fixing of my typos. It's hard to type perfectly with a massive bible on your lap:P Theo 14:02, 27 April 2006 (UTC)