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Talk:Rabbi
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Rabbi[edit]
Opinion? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
16:27, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
mmmmm.....well....I've seen better...Maybe you can turn them into raving war machines or something....also, I'd take the HowTo become a rabbi and make a full article out of it. If you need help, drop me a line :)
-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:34, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
A famous rabbi[edit]
Hey everyone, Mordillo knows a famous rabbi named Brynie Kinniff, anyone??? --Blake C 10:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)