Talk:Lima, Ohio

No one can take anything seriously on this website! Get real jobs! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 96.45.241.219 (talk • contribs)

Dear anom. I have a real job writing for this website, which can be taken very seriously thank you. I make over $200,000 American dollars (although I'm not an American but I figure you are since you dismiss the website out of hand). On a serious note (B minor), if you want to polish, add to or take away from the page, please do so. You seem to have the ability to string nine words together in a sentence, which is a very good rate of literacy in today's world. Please join us and edit the page. Thanks. Aleister 17:45 20-8-'13

I think it's great that we don't get paid. I write because I feel like writing and I'd rather a thousand people read my stuff for nothing than a hundred who had to pay £5. BY the way Al, I'm beginning to think your an expat now. Not sure what your true nationality is but you live in North or North-East USA definitely. Couldn't say you were British though. Not with your spelling. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:06, August 20, 2013 (UTC)

To the contrary, Anon, ensuring the veracity of Uncyclopedia articles is a very real job, and I personally saw to this one. Or at least added the photo. Maybe you meant Lima, Peru? Spıke Ѧ 18:43 20-Aug-13

I am a citizen of the world. My home is the open road, the high seas, and under a bridge at night. Not get paid? All this time I've been waiting for my check and now you tell me??? You are a cold man, Mr. ScottPat. Aleister 18:45 20-8-'13