Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 7

I'm gonna' hit that shit all day long, son!

September 7: Electric Bong Day (Poland), Invade Stuff Just for the Hell of It Day (Germany, Britain, America, Spain, Japan)

• 10,000 BCE - Armed with sticks, rocks, and clods of dirt, the first primitive Germanic people invade France. 15 minutes later, the white flag is invented.
• 355 CE - Claudius Silvanus, Roman usurper dies. No more usurping from that guy.
• 1911 - The first bean bag chair goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
• 1914 - Germany invades Austria, Belgium, France, Serbia, Armenia, Norway, Zaire, South Dakota.
• 1940 - The Blitz: the German Luftwaffe begins to rain bombs down on London. The Blitz is followed by the Blintz, where pastries are dropped on London, including the deadly Luftwaffle.
• 1945 - Winston Churchill takes his first holiday after victory in Europe, snow boarding in Palestine.
• 1960 - Strange spikes in household electricity use are observed throughout California.
• 1980 - Mr. Spears invades Mrs. Spears' pants; finds more than he expected.
• 1992 - Princess Anne is released back into the wild in Africa from captivity.
• 1996 - Tupac is assassinated by that punkass, Biggie Fats. Country music fans rejoice.
• 2001 - Luxembourg floated on the New York Stock Exchange. Germany attempts a hostile takeover.
• 2003 - Parents send their children to invade Michael Jackson's bed, later Sue. And Jane also.
• 2015 - US invades itself claiming the existence of weapons of mass destruction.