Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 23

The sweet taste of victory.

November 23: Official Lucky Glass Golf Trophy Meets Blonde Girl Who Wins at Golf Day

• 323 BCE - Creation of golf (Gentlemen only ladies forbidden).
• 265 BCE - Golf drops the acronym and lets anyone play.
• 108 BCE - Creation of the first golf trophy.
• 14 BCE - First golf trophy competition.
• 7 BCE - Creation of glass.
• 45 CE - Creation of glass golf trophy.
• 924 - Creation of luck.
• 1337 - Creation of Lucky Glass Golf Trophy.
• 1502 - Creation of blonde girl.
• 1503 - Creation of first blonde joke.
• 1792 - Creation of blonde girl who plays golf.
• 1824 - Creation of Blonde Girl Who Wins at Golf.
• 1825-2664 - Every year on this day, Blonde Girl Who Wins at Golf wins at golf and wins Lucky Glass Golf Trophy.
• 2665 - Abolition of glass, luck and blonde girls.