Norcross
“What the hell is a Norcross?”
Federacion de Norcross Norcrosian Federation Norcross | |||||
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| Motto: A place to imagine if it was a good place | |||||
| Anthem: Despacito | |||||
| Capital | Norcross City | ||||
| Official language(s) | Spanish, Chinese, Korean | ||||
| Currency | Dead flies | ||||
| Population | 16,634 (2015) | ||||
| Major imports | illegal immigrants, crying Hispanic babies, Mexican and Chinese food | ||||
Norcross is a city-state located in the middle of nowhere in the southeastern U.S. . It is currently under Honduran control, with former disputes between Mexico, China, and South Korea. To lift your spirits up, its the main headquarters of Waffle House!
History[edit]
The country all started on October 26, 1870 when a redneck named Jonathan Norcross drove around in his chariot like an Amish dude to an unclaimed territory northeast of Atlanta. He saw dozens of trashy buildings accompanied by dozens of Latinos and Asians that beat him to it. When the skeptical minorities saw him riding his crappy chariot, they saw him as their later, and all because he was white!
Culture[edit]
The country, despite being so damn small you have to zoom in on a map 30 times just to see it, has a lot of Chinese and Mexican buffets. Be sure to find plenty on flies on the windowsill so you can kill them and pay for your food. Be careful when useing the men's shitter; Norcrosian women like to take a dump in the urinals. The citizens of Norcross love to party, Honduras-style. Visiting minorities are greeted with a drunk Latina holding their hand and dragging them to the dance floor (and possibly forward-kissing them). On the side are nachos, burritos, tacos, fajitas -- anything a Latin-American would eat. White people are kicked out the second they visit.