Military school

Military school is the tryhard advanced version for Nerds who are overly obsessed with guns and violence and have Main Character Syndrome or Neurotypical syndrome. It as seen as school with lots of exploding things (wonder what those could be?) Some examples of Military School are: Hell, Torture, and the worst of all, Public school

Military School is also used as a ditch for parents who think their kid is a fat lazy retard.

Look at this poor boy at military school. Military School has taken the soul out of the now depressed boy.

Here are some ways to AVOID going into military school: Become a slave to your parents. Sell your soul to your parents. Leave the house as soon as you can walk. Be a good boy and do everything your parents tell you to, but this will lead to a lot of bad things

This is why your parents tell you to never play with matches and fire.

Invention

Military school was invented by Thomas Scrackwaker Bungers Quinary Jefferson in the 81st Century. He was tired of kids running around free, ruining his sunflowers and other plants, so he decided to come up with a surefire way to get rid of the annoying little Midgets and to never see them again.

His plan didn't really work, as the apparent smar and t midgets became high ranking officers in the Destroyer of Countries. Jefferson was angry his plan failed and took a MASSIVE Diarrhea

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