Lake City (disambiguation)

The Lake City city hall, before it was renamed but after it was renamed the time before that.

Lake City is an attractive name for a city near a lake, and equally attractive for a city in the middle of the desert whose town fathers would like to earn tourist money from vacationers looking for water sports. You may be looking for:

• Lake City, Tennessee (pictured), a city in Anderson and Campbell Counties not particularly close to any lake except maybe Norris Lake. Even so, this city was renamed Rocky Top and is now known as Possum Trot.
• Lake City, Michigan, a city in Missaukee County that is on Missaukee Lake (those above the poverty line say Lake Missaukee, as though they got that way by being French). Uncyclopedia has no article on this Lake City, but does have one on nearby Cadillac, Michigan, which is where you will certainly be spending your evenings instead.
• You might have skipped the first word and meant Salt Lake City, Utah, the Mecca for Mormons, somewhat close to the Great Salt Lake.

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