Hello Kitty School of Fur and Fluff
The Hello Kitty School of Fur and Fluff (or known as HKSFF) is located in London, England. It has existed since 1974, founded by Ikuko Shimizu (the creator of Hello Kitty), who is also current principal. It is now a P-12 all boys school and is starting plans for a second campus in Tokyo, Japan which will be co-ed. Their motto is "If it’s not furry or cute chuck it back", which the school has taken seriously through various expulsions.
History of the school[edit]
The school was started by the Kitty family in recognition of their first daughter's wish to one day become the ambassador of youth which she achieved in two countries, Japan and Taiwan. Hello Kitty was born November 1st, 1974 and she lives in London, England. Her family includes her parents and her sister Mimmy. Her hobbies include traveling, reading, music, and baking cookies. Hello Kitty symbolizes generosity, innocence, kindness and most importantly, friendship. Hello Kitty has been kept down in the 3rd grade for 27 years and still resides there. She will transfer to the school in Tokyo when it has opened its doors.
Subjects[edit]
- English. This is made up of the history of different Sanrio characters. This also has studies of Shakesfur.
- Math. This includes apple pie charts.
- Art. The class where they create the posters and wallpapers. They also do the paint jobs on different products that are yet to be shipped out.
- Foods. This consists of baking all different cookies to serve with milk to the cats.
- Music. They construct the various musical instruments and create songs for the TV series.
- Geography. The class where they discuss where to place the next store.
- Technology (metal and electronics). They create alarm clocks, toasters, and other electronic devices.
- Fabrics. Creating Hello Kitty dolls and costumes for both cats and humans.
- Law Studies. Takes care of things such as the 40,000 different cases of the company suing illegal product makers.
- Forensic Science. Examines the 1999 Hello Kitty murder case and the 2004 crop circle that appeared just out side of London in an empty field.
- S.O.S.E. Deals in tourism and managing Hello Kitty youth ambassadors of tourism in Japan and Taiwan.
- L.O.T.E. Learning Japanese (duh! She was created in JAPAN!).
Lunch[edit]
Hello Kitty weighs the same as 3 apples. Therefore, all of the children are to eat and drink at the school as follows:
- Apples
- Apple juice
- Apple cider
- Milk
- Cookies
This is to remind the children of Hello Kitty every time they eat or drink. The school has a cafeteria and only serves things that remind the students of her. They are all made from the items above.
School rooms and facilities[edit]
There is a lovely bronze plaque on the fence as you enter the school that says "Her generosity and kindness endear her to everyone she meets. Her favorite thing is do tea parties and her hobbies include music, reading, eating the cookies her mother bakes, and best of all, making new friends". Like she says, "You can never have too many friends." Or can you?
All the classrooms have at least one full wall covered in fur, except in the detention hall where all the walls are padded and are covered in fur to make the children feel happy and safe. Those who don't will soon find themselves waking up in a place called Portmeirion.
Other activities[edit]
Work experience can only be taken in two places: the Hello Kitty café in Taipei, Taiwan and the Hello Kitty maternity wing of a hospital in Taiwan. Summer travel internships are available with hands-on work in diamond mines in the Congo.
The future site of the Tokyo campus is at Puroland. This theme park has a giant pink Hello Kitty house you can explore. There is a village nearby for the kids to stay. The entire village houses are pink and Hello Kitty-obsessed.