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Only crazy people can be this funny. * Flumpa 01:52, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

We prefer to think of ourselves as "mad". I attribute it to all the mercury. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:54, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

I prefer to think of it as slightly mad. I attribute it to Freddie Mercury. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 07:13, May 7

Or maybe you're crazy, I mean how many forum topics have you started since you've been here? (Bonner) (Talk) May 7, 08:38

I'm not crazy! The doctor says the dosage is just right this time! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:51, May 7

Now I could present a logical and reasonable argument for my insanity, except it is much easier just to roll around on the ground eating my own feces and completely disprove any notion that I am, in fact, insane. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:11, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm the normal one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:37, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

"Sure you are" (The doctor quitely guides Modus to his cell in the sanitoriam)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:56, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh you and your whacky name for my Royal apartments. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:49, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

WHAT! You call me INSANE?!? HOW DAAAARE YOOOOOOUU!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA! *rushes in a feral frenzy at Flumpa* --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 21:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I'm not really fucking crazy. I'm just regular crazy. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Shit, I didn't know crazy was the village bicycle. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

9/05/2008 @ 01:51

mehehehe...

Hehe, hehe... burn, BURN!! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:24, May 8

Fire is nothing compared to the invisible teleporting yetis who are always tampering with my medication.   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [2:28]>

I hate it when that happens. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:31, May 9

Led, I hate say this, but the dragons I see on a regular basis are getting larger. What do you bait your yetis with?   Le Cejak • <May 09, 2008 [2:42]>

Well, yetis hate onions, so you can use that as a repellent. As for baiting, it depends on the yeti. Tomato juice seems to be generally widely effective, so I'd go for that. It's in the "yeti" aisle at the market. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:23, May 9

Craizee

-- is not the normal spelling of "crazy". * Flumpa 01:35, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

It's Flemish. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:41, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Who'da thought... * Flumpa 01:42, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Modus. Obviously. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:50, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Institutionalized

Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out
But there's always someone there going

Hey Mike:
You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

And I go:
No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out. You know I'll just work by myself.

And they go:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it.

And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it builds up inside.

So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.

[Chorus:]
I'm not crazy - in an institution
You're the one who's crazy - in an institution
You're driving me crazy - in an institution

They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

[Chorus:]
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go:
Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy.

They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead

[Chorus:]
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

It doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:46, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

I thought the last line was "doesn't matter, insurance money's about to run out anyhow". Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 03:17, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

It was originally written that way by Suicidal Tendencies (1983) before "Managed Care". I think Matchbox 20 or some other group rewrote it after "Managed Care" made insurance run out. Thank Bill Clinton for gutting health insurance instead of fixing it like Hillary promised in 1993. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:24, 9 May 2008 (UTC)