Forum:It seems I have a stalker, but I'm not scared

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He/She wants to rape and kill me but I laugh at his/her feeble attempts at making a threat. I know enough martial arts to defend myself in case of an attack and one time when I was in a state mental hospital someone did try to rape me, but he got a broken arm and some broken ribs for his trouble.

It just isn't a good idea, Anonymous, whomever you are, to make threats to me that you cannot keep. That is some serious bad karma and it will cause you to die a slow and painful death due to all of those joints you smoke as cancer slowly grows in your body. Maybe you don't know that I study Ninjitsu with Ashida Kim, maybe you don't know that I have photographic reflexes and have studied many different forms of martial arts? Maybe you don't know that my father is an NRA for life member and taught me how to use guns at age 6, and I can dot the "i" on a Budweiser can from 150 feet?

But I am not really a violent man and in martial arts pacifism means use violence only as a last resort as self defense. I can solve this in a non-violent way. I can tell by your writing style that you are suffering and in a lot of pain and have your own mental illness. You don't really want to rape me, you just want to scare me or joke with me, but I adopted the alter ego of Orion Blastar as a space pirate ninja that fears nobody, a backup personality.

If you were a subject of one of my online jokes, it is only because you attacked me in some way online. No problem, I offer you mercy and kindness and ask for peace, you really don't want to have that hate in your heart and I am sure that you'd make a lousy cannibal as you would not like the taste of human flesh being that you are a person who wants to die by being hit by a bus.

Instead I challenge you to think positive thoughts and forget about me and any jokes that you found offensive. Improve your own life so you don't want to die quickly, but instead like a long and useful life by doing positive things and getting good karma and thus be able to work a job again or start your own business and start giving your life meaning again so you don't end up suicidal again, like I did or many of my friends that killed themselves because they were negative and drank alcohol or took drugs until they died of cancer, heart attacks, strokes, or just killed themselves. That is why I don't drink alcohol or smoke joints or cigarettes.

You see I learn from not just my mistakes but the mistakes of others as well. Whomever you are Anonymous Coward, I apologize for whatever offended you, inside of you there is the potential for goodness for greatness, you have to fight your illness to release the good, release the awesome. That is what I am doing, but it is a hard struggle.

Humor is a good medicine, laughter releases endomorphisms and causes a person to feel good and be happy to fight depression. You are not alone, many of us suffer and are in pain for the same reasons. Learn to laugh or you'll go insane. Good luck, whomever you are. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:14, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Cool. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:49, Oct 29

Indeed, only cool people get stalked like that. Whomever it was gave me a stress test to see how much stress I'd take and if I would be afraid of him/her. I suspect they really like me, and like me suffer from mental and physical illnesses.

I learned the law of attraction in that negative thinking causes my illnesses and causes people to stalk me, but now that I am thinking positive my mental and physical illnesses are healing up, and people are starting to like me better. Plus I am getting my computer skills back and getting ready to be amazingly great or greatly amazing again. Psionics or mind over matter works that way.

BTW they don't really have cancer, it is just their negative thinking that they are sick with cancer, the cancer is not real. So please don't kill yourself, whomever you are, Ok? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:05, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

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Here, have some paragraphs. Use them wisely. (TL;DR) ~ Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 22:38, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice, I am writing a Wikibook on Positive Thinking and I am trying to use paragraphs so I don't have racing thoughts from my mental illness cause me to ignore paragraphs. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:03, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

You talk about being mental a lot. Whatcha got? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 01:11 Oct 30, 2008

A kitten --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:10, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Just the one? If you get a negative one and a positive one (generally indicated by black and white fur, respectively) and rub them together, they stick to each other. It's pretty cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:54, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

bipolar kitties... nice :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:19, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Schizoaffective Disorder I also have depression and a major mood disorder. Which is why at some times I have behavior problems on the Internet, but I am learning how to fight the illnesses with positive thinking. Many have discriminated against me for being mentally ill, but the ADA says that is against federal law and I am supposed to be protected. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 15:06, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

1,000,000 is a pretty big positive number. Just don't think about negatives, like -pi. Shit! Too late! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 15:43 Oct 30, 2008

Meh.

I threaten to rape random people on the Internet all the time. You shouldn't take it so seriously. You certainly shouldn't go all "Internet Tough Guy" by talking about your 7331 martial arts skillz.

Just look at my awards page. It's full of death threats from Cajek. To which I say: Cajek, you gonna get raped. pillow talk 18:57, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Even The Devil is scared of my 7331 martial arts skills as I personally sent him back to Hell 35 times, if he keeps it up, I'll soon make it 36. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:22, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

GOD LOVES YOU —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.155.149.14 (talk • contribs)

Good to know. Can I use Him as a reference on my resume? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:18, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Ah ah, but which God? The Skrull God Loves Us Too! and so does Loki and many other Gods. Now you may say the Christian God Jesus but which one? ;)--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:26, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. That one was me...

Seriously. But only that comment. Honest. The rest are just retards. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:34, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I forgive you. You are not a retard like the others. Yours was actually funny in a dry sense of humor way. Nice to see that the "Orion Blastar" fan club is still going on even thought I left those other places on the Internet like 5 years ago or so. It is a love/hate relationship with my fans. Some of them, like you, are stalkers who have fantasies of raping me and then throwing yourself in front of a bus, and then telling St. Peter why you did it. "He's so dreamy, like Tom Cruise only even more Batshit insane, and more like Glenn Beck but a Christian instead of a Mormon of Scientologist." :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:41, 7 November 2008 (UTC)