Forum:I'm leaving you bastards.

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My illegitimate children.


Jubbadi, Alfonzo, I'm so sorry I can't provide for you anymore. Your new family here at the Village Dump will take care of you. Give daddy a hug.

*waves goodbye and drives off*

-- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:51, Jun. 26, 2011

You better not leave. I'll find you and kill you to make sure you never leave...oh, wait. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:01, 26 June 2011
I'm not feeding them. Or cleaning up after them. Or doing anything for them... unless... actually, can they be trained?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:11, 26 June 2011

Didn't you just "return" like a week ago? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:56, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
My god...isnt the one on the left a mirror copy of the one on the right? Good photoshoping! --ShabiDOO 16:24, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
They might just have matching haircuts, Shabidoo. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:07, 27 June 2011
Does anyone else notice that the one on the right has part of his haircut shaved off, like a teeny tiny line? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:08, 27 June 2011
I don't know. People in striped shirts all look alike to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:04, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
Wait a minute...the one on the left DOESN'T have chicken pox! They aren't the same !!! EGAD! --ShabiDOO 04:25, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
Kip the Dip actually picked up those twins while attempting to lose weight by living in Ethiopia. Sadly it failed because he ended up eating most of the population and was thus forced to take care of these two boys he orphaned. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:38, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
Speaking of uncontrollable appetites, I should probably take them back to save them from your sexual urges. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 03:39, Jul. 1, 2011

I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

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